Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]

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Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
TV-14 ComedyRomance

It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin.

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19 Sep 2005
Pilot
Pamela Fryman
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#1
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 26.834
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#2
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 26.066
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#3
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 25.459
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#4
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 25.278
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- Are we being punished for something? - No.
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#5
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 25.195
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Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story.
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#6
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 24.652
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Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls?
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#7
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 24.147
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A simple "no" would have sufficed.
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#8
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.992
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#9
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.697
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So, you chickened out like a little bitch.
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#10
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.088
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#11
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.078
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"See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday,"
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The story of how I met your mother. The story of how I met your mother. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 22.669
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The story of how I met your mother.
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#13
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 22.296
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Ted, say I'm your best friend.
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#14
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 22.225
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I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect
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#15
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 22.167
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.507
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It's a Smurf penis or no dice.
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#17
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.486
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.264
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Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted. Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.173
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Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
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#20
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.132
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Look at you, you beautiful bastard, you suited up.
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#21
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.124
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#22
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.063
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don't even think about getting married till you're 30.
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#23
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.005
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And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up,
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#24
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 20.521
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#25
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 20.454
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Oh, yeah. You just know she likes it dirty.
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