Ted (2012)

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Ted (2012)
R ComedyFantasy

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

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29 Jun 2012
Ted
Seth MacFarlane
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 32.299
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 30.198
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 28.320
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TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.824
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 27.360
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 26.461
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.871
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.736
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.657
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.599
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 25.488
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
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Released 2012-06-29, Rated R
Score 24.156
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