Homer vs. Patty and Selma - The Simpsons [S06E17]

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Homer vs. Patty and Selma - The Simpsons [S06E17]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

Desperate for money, Homer takes a loan from Patty and Selma. Meanwhile, Bart discovers a natural talent for ballet.

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26 Feb 1995
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Mark Kirkland
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
Score 24.038
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
Score 21.216
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
Score 20.029
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
Score 19.769
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
Score 19.620
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Score 19.583
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
Score 15.401
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
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Released 1995-02-26, Rated TV-14
Score 15.096
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