Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]

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Pilot - How I Met Your Mother [S01E01]
TV-14 ComedyRomance

It's the year 2030 and an older Ted Mosby is telling the story to his son and daughter about how he met and will eventually marry their mother. This is where we meet for the first time Ted, Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin.

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19 Sep 2005
Pilot
Pamela Fryman
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#1
Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 24.502
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 23.782
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.728
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 21.669
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 20.560
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 20.126
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.739
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.712
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.377
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 19.059
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.655
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.647
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.611
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.565
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.544
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.252
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 18.154
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.962
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.815
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.334
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.245
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.244
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.141
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Released 2005-09-19, Rated TV-14
Score 17.040
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