The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]

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The Sponge - Seinfeld [S07E09]
TV-PG Comedy

After learning that her prophylactic of choice is being discontinued, Elaine buys a case of Today sponges and scrutinizes her dates for their sponge-worthiness.

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07 Dec 1995
The Sponge
Andy Ackerman
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#1
Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 28.105
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.752
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.887
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.863
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.571
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.037
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.286
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.171
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.144
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.131
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.077
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.515
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.974
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.808
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.955
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.600
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.436
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1995-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.076
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