when was the time a pigeon was on judge judy? when she was trying to get a crazy tax cut of $7288888 in birdseed and say "hello australia i'm crazy judy no carbon tax in australia."

excuse me julia gillard when was the time you starred in the movie hairspray? when i had enough of my crazy carbon tax policy and went "hello australia i'm pregnant with carbon tax babies! i'll give you a tax by 2025, and the greens keep picking thier noses!

when was the time julia gillard saw the sexiest androids in town? when she saw her carbon tax blitz babies were bullying her carbon tax babies and said "ow that's a sure sore oroborous backbench i'm arching bouop boouip hello australia i'm gilliagherilling!"

when was the time i starred in the movie so i married an axe murderer? when you went and said "i'm taxing crazy clutter cravings."

when was the time julia gillard played the dark eye chains of satinav? when she was trying to get over her no carbon tax promise and went "oh hello australia i promise i'll deliver my carbon tax babies to you!"

when was the time julia gillard was on 9 to 5 with cheryl lane? when she got so taxed with gay opposition babies set her off and went "I WILL TAX YA TAX TAX TAX TAXILLY TAXY CAFRBN BEARS!" and reacted with bohouoiieohooupa.

when was the time i starred in the movie indiana jones and the infernal crusade? when you knew that tony abbott was crazy and said "hello carbon greeniums let's get the tar in science tax!"

what would happen if julia gillard was the nappy she puts on her carbon tax babies? then it'd be gillard tax tax gillard tax tax hello australia wah wah they'll be no crazy tax 70% ofaustralia is co2 please don't fart!

when was the time i starred in the movie crazy? when you were crazy as kevin gillard.

when was the time i starred in the movie eat pray love? when you knew the tax called you a "lie tax carbon."

when was the time i starred in the movie twilight eclipse? when you thought the clutter tax was crap and gangnam style lynne went crazy on unicorn candy.

when was the time i starred in the movie bolt? when you knew the carbon tax was crap and you confused it for a nappy.

when was the time i starred in the movie assassin's creed? when you were crazy as a clutter tax nut.

when was the time i starred in the movie twilight eclipse? when you found a carbon bonking tax portal.

and here i was thinking i could run away from the carbon bonking tax... i was wrong.

when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie frozen? when she was trying to get over dropping off her own carbon tax babies to an art gallery and go "hello australia don't let it go don't let it go! the carbon tax is coming anyway!"