and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "and my head was split in two i bleed so much." "the baseball bat damaged my anus" "oh people just assault for blackmail sometimes be careful." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

who will be on judge judy next? stavros panayotakis and gayle barville.

and on the next judge judy... electronic buy fees are in debt of $72." "i'm cautions because she dragged me into the sidewalk and bashedscrunitinzed." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " and my husband called me a darling and banged a gavel in my face." "that's a whole lie your honor. "shh! don't argue. if i tell ya again you're gone!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... me. then i'm like "leave!"" "well your honor we did get convinced that i---" "no! you can't call PBS and CPA at the same time that's the problem with sacramento!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " the bucket was drawn i planted the bricks down! it was sheet as fuck!" "she called me and sued me in a text for $29993888 via Cnet." "of course i point my finger up at you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " dermatillomania everywhere the cat shed hair frequently" "then i went" "i've owed people $299992000 for funeral costs twice in the past before." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... poured into my bottle." "finally but i admit-- she crashed her car!" "basically the golden gate bridge was taiwanese made." "beliavable as the yardstick." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy..l door." "i went and calmly called 911." "three times i knock: "no one's home so then i went to the IRS." "you cannot act out in public in funny positions!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... well why don't you resurrect all the other demons and warlocks and sue the charmed ones for $2882938389?!!!" "oh i'm gonna gnorts you right up your nose." next judge judy.