Jupiter was king of the gods. He was the wisest and strongest of all. When he was angry he threw his thunder and lightning across the skies. Then the earth shook and the people hid. The other gods would stay out of his path when he was angry. Juno was Jupiter's wife and queen of the gods.

Jupiter was king of the gods and when he was on his deathbed he asked his air for food and then he said Uranus I loved you And then he died rip rip rip rip

He was picking his nose

and then his beloved cocklove was ripped from him when he found out his family was uber closeted

BUT WHEN DAWS DID KNOW HE'S DOING HIS ROLE AND IT WAS SAD WHEN HE PASSED AWAY

When he was a baby He was one of those kids with the flies all over his face

33. He was a fuckin’ kid of God

Everyone knew that Juno, queen of the gods, was jealous. Jupiter was the only one who was not afraid of her. He often liked other women. This always made Juno angry. She could not punish Jupiter. She always punished the one he thought beautiful. This happened to a young girl named Io. Jupiter said he thought Io was beautiful. Someone told Juno.

He was praying to the car gods, man.

When I was a Young Angry. BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

He was?

He was?

Juno was beautiful, but was very jealous. She often got angry with Jupiter, but she knew he was stronger than she. The Greeks believed that Apollo was the sun god. They said he drove a flaming chariot across the sky each day. Apollo's chariot was the sun.

The rattle shook when he was tired! There no ball when he’s crying!

They volunteered he was innocent when nobody asked if he was guilty

He was talking to nobody before he hit his head ?