and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

who will be on judge judy next? stavros panayotakis and gayle barville.

and on the next judge judy... " well $78 still she owed me in rent." "i was alone locked in the cloakroom i put myself there!" "don't have a semi countersuit that's the problem with money!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... by a tree branch!" "well i said! teice is not the people!" "i backed into alterkek avenue anyway when i came out." "you know something? you sound ridiciouclous." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "well the two shavauns slashed a tyre! they owe me $78!" "my throat was bashed and slit." "oh i was such a terrorist!" "so what? a shopping trolley makes no diffrence." next judge judy .

and on the next judge judy... "oh well my went was uh... overdue $100." "um is not an answer go on." "well hell waited and i went! on the glass broke my stomach open!" "oh pieces get it?!!!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "well ma'm we're just were going at 3:00 to get a window box bllawup bjfgififksoo!" "well i supopse--- but you waited!" "oh raised voices don't work here trust me." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... oh i'm sick of other excuses i'm hearing! your counterclaim's dismissed anyway! "well your honor i cleaned to bleach myself up the day after!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... electronic buy fees are in debt of $72." "i'm cautions because she dragged me into the sidewalk and bashedscrunitinzed." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... told a massive white lie to me and i did not respond for 34 minutes." "the problem is you don't know when you're getting a bit of a toxic!" next judge judy.