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I'M AN IDIOT BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE A LAMP? NO, YOU'RE A GENIUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE A LAMP.
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I'M AN IDIOT BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE A LAMP? NO, YOU'RE A GENIUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE A LAMP.
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