and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

why don't you divorce judge judy? that's a judge i can't divorce a judge.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches ev fence so horrible!" "they kicked me out because she didn't pay $55 in rent!" "well choose the right boyfriend next time! that's the problem with poor judgement." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... oh i'm sick of other excuses i'm hearing! your counterclaim's dismissed anyway! "well your honor i cleaned to bleach myself up the day after!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "paddle boards flung up and hit me in the face." "i called 911 and CPA for double duties." "ok go ahead" "but my complaint was overlooked." next judge judy.

you are about to enter the shieldalin judy judy you. this is you. your honor this is case thank you judge shield judge shield enter the shhhhhhhhhhienda on the next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... the gums with a knife and my sleeve." "then he punched me in the jaw and i bled." "that's not true your honor! i---" "i'm telling ya one more outburst and you're gone!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... ouch!" "your honor i did pay $392 to get my $23 that i paid to return back for my truck." "oh the heat is on now i'm telling you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... electronic buy fees are in debt of $72." "i'm cautions because she dragged me into the sidewalk and bashedscrunitinzed." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " and my husband called me a darling and banged a gavel in my face." "that's a whole lie your honor. "shh! don't argue. if i tell ya again you're gone!" next judge judy.

who will be on judge judy next? stavros panayotakis and gayle barville.

and on the next judge judy... ! i dented myself." "the baseball bat was aimed at the kid glove!" "i accidently bit mippet." "oh all hell goes with the buck! that's the problem with excuses!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... time on the game show my power got dut short." "i can't pay the $7800000 back (crying) i just can't." "well that's why you don't pick the wrong fool to win for you." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " can't believe ya took a balloon! i'm shocked well he---hey!" "talk on top and you'll be bust outta my courtroom!" "well i did warn them they'd throw thier blankets off." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.