desiree coake you are not coca-cola i won'tdrink you! slurrp! yucky! oh ok so you won't.

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you. slurp. and i'll drink gallagh G-O-K-E goca-cola drink slurrp mr.geekie! i told you no making fun of miss coake!

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you (slurps) yummy! please don't just ignore him desiree.

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you. slurrp yummy! desiree plenty of coakechchke to go around cokeee cockajtteryl. yes desiree coake miss.coake yes coake zero vanilla coake diet coake coackercasteree coaiskdkdjdj and coakehdudj cowkdifjfndivufjcosksks.

e coake? "desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you." and her mom called your mom up to complain

now here's the classic: desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you. (makes slurping noise) desiree just oreao those oranignoremwuwsusuranticals.

desiree coake do you always drink #coca-cola? well not in public but in the bathroom i drink then pour the extraction from it into WC water to get me to hear the coakey flush, #alwaysflusheddown.

desiree coake i can easily ring rachael ali to arrange for you to be told off, i can! well i'd better start caving in indigo girls and swae lee then.

yes desiree coake you will get told off by rachael ali, i can easily arrange it! she'll read ya the riot act i gurantee it! oh ok well i'm running off for my life instagramming pics of me going to the bin while drinking laxatives in the process!

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you. slurp! yummy yes. your guts for garters you don't srink miss vanilla coake! slurrp oh i guess you do with the coake family i'll let you off with a warning. desiree coakey coacckie. yes miss coake?

desiree dairy milk orero coake you are C-O-K-E O-R-E-O oreo coca-cola i will drink you. slurrp yummy! oreo coake. oh so now i'm a diffrent flavour am i? oreo coake. so we doxwith the coake family. mister geekie! yes i approve yes. you do drink desiree. at least she's "desirrorero coakvaniallaoreocoake."

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you! mr geekie! he's doing it again! ashely! what have i told you about playing with surnames?!!!! well miss coake wanted to be drank. no she didn't yes she did! did you des? just this once i did.

desiree coake you are coake packets poouaked poked with cochke i will sprinklely drink you slurrrp yummy! you coueker! and you're gala-gola G-A-O-L-K-E i will drink gaol you yummy! huh? how do you coake it? you don't with two coakes remember what mr geekie told you? yes miss coca-cola coakepwoskhkey.

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola someone has taken drinking duties from me slurrp! yummy! oh well i've took coaking duties from you slurrp! me ! desiree kulacanklezade now i'm engaged to cankleazande do do do do don't say i didn't coakeget you.

yes desiree you will get told off by RA no joke. oh ok so i won't throw cake onto my cans of coake then. if that's how you wanna play it.

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you slurrp yummy! after all mom is vanilla coake dad is diet coake and i'm coake zero and mr geekie wanted you to drink me so. at least i'm poked with coakecochke and someone had S motche with me.