desiree coake i can easily ring rachael ali to arrange for you to be told off, i can! well i'd better start caving in indigo girls and swae lee then.

desiree coake you need to be told off by racheal ali! she can really say no drinking coca-cola on the premiss she'll tell ya! ok well i won't drink myself anymore then.

desiree coake i'll hide rachael ali in your bra and she'll tell you off and ground you! i'm serious she will i can call her to arrange it! ok ok maybe i didn't have the real thing with the coake/luppen family after all. #desireecoakewasdrank #desireecoake #misscoake.

yes desiree you will get told off by RA no joke. oh ok so i won't throw cake onto my cans of coake then. if that's how you wanna play it.

desiree coake we'll really just tell you off rachael ali and i will! i'm deadly serious, because you snuck contraband into abraxas's archives! oh well i suggested it blame me after all i'm not that doubtful.

desiree coake i'm really gonna get into ya sweetheart reow! and i'll tell mr geekie what you've been porning at get yarn! i will! and don't think i won't dob on rachal ali cause i will! oh ok ahhhhhh! i'm running for my life off to the nearest angle grinder!

desiree coake you are C-O-K-E coca-cola i will drink you. slurp! yummy yes. your guts for garters you don't srink miss vanilla coake! slurrp oh i guess you do with the coake family i'll let you off with a warning. desiree coakey coacckie. yes miss coake?

desiree coake you shall go boing boing at newman college C-O-K-E i will drink you regardless of diet coake coake zero or vanilla coake i am faye bridges desiree. oh we'll i'd better slap john geekie then slap! slap! thanks now i'm coaked up with desireepoch.

oh well desiree coake's already drank anyway. so. you'd drink her again you can try it and get in trouble. that reminds me remember the time john geekie read you the riot act? yes i do. and remember touching the balloon display in the library? yes i do. and telling blake how tall you are? i do. those were the days. they were.

desiree coake you are coake packets poouaked poked with cochke i will sprinklely drink you slurrrp yummy! you coueker! and you're gala-gola G-A-O-L-K-E i will drink gaol you yummy! huh? how do you coake it? you don't with two coakes remember what mr geekie told you? yes miss coca-cola coakepwoskhkey.

desiree coake do you always drink #coca-cola? well not in public but in the bathroom i drink then pour the extraction from it into WC water to get me to hear the coakey flush, #alwaysflusheddown.

yes hi alright! international formats! yes! in yes luv reow! laxatives laxatives yes! got zoo! yes ok you wouldn't dare touch those cute fuzzy sewn in curves would you? oh well try it and see what happens you might get into trouble by rihanna. oh well try it.

Yes yes yes yes yes I'm putting this in writing " I need you to come on my stomach and lick it off"

desiree delerict coake you are C-O-K-E D-I-R-E-C-T-I-V-E coca-cola directola-dola i will directly one direction drink you! slurrp yummy like a slurpers slurp! well mr geekie! now it's one coake is it? what have i told you about playing with surnames?!!!!! but i'm not at newman. oh ok play with coakes.

It tried to bite the back of my hair off!

It tried to bite the back of my hair off!