and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " my timeshare was not paid i told him calmly "pay up or get sued"" "i agreed to pay out anyway! "oh pile it on mate! pile it on!" next judge judy.

you are about to enter the shieldalin judy judy you. this is you. your honor this is case thank you judge shield judge shield enter the shhhhhhhhhhienda on the next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... oh i'm sick of other excuses i'm hearing! your counterclaim's dismissed anyway! "well your honor i cleaned to bleach myself up the day after!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... time on the game show my power got dut short." "i can't pay the $7800000 back (crying) i just can't." "well that's why you don't pick the wrong fool to win for you." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " and my husband called me a darling and banged a gavel in my face." "that's a whole lie your honor. "shh! don't argue. if i tell ya again you're gone!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "oh well my went was uh... overdue $100." "um is not an answer go on." "well hell waited and i went! on the glass broke my stomach open!" "oh pieces get it?!!!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... me. then i'm like "leave!"" "well your honor we did get convinced that i---" "no! you can't call PBS and CPA at the same time that's the problem with sacramento!" next judge judy.

who will be on judge judy next? stavros panayotakis and gayle barville.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... the gums with a knife and my sleeve." "then he punched me in the jaw and i bled." "that's not true your honor! i---" "i'm telling ya one more outburst and you're gone!" next judge judy.