and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... o pay the mortgage and we waited for a bit. "i was basically just not allocated to be at the party for 3:00 PM." "oh welcome back to hell bloodglutton and snakeskirt." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "oh snot everywhere and earrings yanked from skin ow!" "the soakwell was yanked out by the pipes." "oh i can see that this is not a very big part of your counterclaim." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "all my timeshares not paid back he swore to pay back $67" "well the staycation was only five days prior to going" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... electronic buy fees are in debt of $72." "i'm cautions because she dragged me into the sidewalk and bashedscrunitinzed." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "we had to close westfield child care because NDIS took over. i asked myself to leave. "then i punch myself in the face and bled." "oh you're got a very quincing attitude you know." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... poured into my bottle." "finally but i admit-- she crashed her car!" "basically the golden gate bridge was taiwanese made." "beliavable as the yardstick." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... oh i'm sick of other excuses i'm hearing! your counterclaim's dismissed anyway! "well your honor i cleaned to bleach myself up the day after!" next judge judy.

you are about to enter the shieldalin judy judy you. this is you. your honor this is case thank you judge shield judge shield enter the shhhhhhhhhhienda on the next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "scratches everywhere i was short $78 in rental fees i would've been broke! "well you see i waited--but i oh you!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... told a massive white lie to me and i did not respond for 34 minutes." "the problem is you don't know when you're getting a bit of a toxic!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... the gums with a knife and my sleeve." "then he punched me in the jaw and i bled." "that's not true your honor! i---" "i'm telling ya one more outburst and you're gone!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... " dermatillomania everywhere the cat shed hair frequently" "then i went" "i've owed people $299992000 for funeral costs twice in the past before." next judge judy.

you are about to enter judge jew of you! the people are on the next judge jew! the rulings are judge judy's in a moment! the cases are just judy! this is court court!