and on the next judge judy... the gums with a knife and my sleeve." "then he punched me in the jaw and i bled." "that's not true your honor! i---" "i'm telling ya one more outburst and you're gone!" next judge judy.

why don't you divorce judge judy? that's a judge i can't divorce a judge.

and on the next judge judy... "believe me you don't wanna have a random." "take my advice leave before i kick you out." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "i was fine on the friday (coughing) and she stole a voice!" "they constantly slashed my tyres!" "listen here i'm a judge not a mechanic." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "it was ok i got a little drunk" "everything was ok" "how does that explain your canks?" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "paddle boards flung up and hit me in the face." "i called 911 and CPA for double duties." "ok go ahead" "but my complaint was overlooked." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... honor that's a lie i was filed screwd under "J" and i got knocked out." "he bit me back first!" "if you continue to shout you're gonna have to leave." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... told a massive white lie to me and i did not respond for 34 minutes." "the problem is you don't know when you're getting a bit of a toxic!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... 37 yearly bilaterial loan." "i called her back with 10 excuses i lost 2 arguing battles with." "oh you've gotta know when you're licked mate i'm telling ya." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... ouch!" "your honor i did pay $392 to get my $23 that i paid to return back for my truck." "oh the heat is on now i'm telling you!" next judge judy.

who will be on judge judy next? stavros panayotakis and gayle barville.

and on the next judge judy... electronic buy fees are in debt of $72." "i'm cautions because she dragged me into the sidewalk and bashedscrunitinzed." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... me. then i'm like "leave!"" "well your honor we did get convinced that i---" "no! you can't call PBS and CPA at the same time that's the problem with sacramento!" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... was i was still lost." "the books snapped a surfboard on me anyway next thing i know i get punched." "well it's either a boxing ring or $7888888 (laughing)" next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "and my head was split in two i bleed so much." "the baseball bat damaged my anus" "oh people just assault for blackmail sometimes be careful." next judge judy.

and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.