Disneyland's a happy place on Earth? Please. Everywhere I look, kids are whining. Hayley takes me to Space Mountain. Apparently if you're tiny, you can't go on the spaceship! I don't care, Louise. I only care about your unacceptable behavior when we met Mickey Mouse at Town Square!

Disneyland’s a happy place on Earth? Please. Everywhere I look, kids are whining. Hayley takes me to Space Mountain. Apparently if you’re tint, you can’t go on the spaceship. When I was a kid, I was unimpressed with Disneyland, and so was Gayle. Because we were both little and can’t go on the big kid rides.

Disneyland’s a happy place on Earth? Please. Everywhere I look, kids are whining. Hayley takes me to Space Mountain. Apparently if you’re tiny, you can’t go on the spaceship. When I was a kid, I was distinctly unimpressed with Disneyland, and so was Gayle. Because we were little and couldn’t go on the big kid rides.