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When Acting Corporal takes over the shift
but now I'm nothing but a goddamn cripple,
Even though it's your birthday
Get in the truck! Let's move it!
Daddy's taking a nap.
I didn't know who I might meet, or what they might ask.
But I know what bachelorette girls do when away from their men
He must be the stupidest son of bitch alive...but he sure is fast!
I know of a much nicer hotel. It's brand-new, very modern.
You can’t fish here
Here he is, Forrest Gump, right here.
I was so good that some years later
19.3
To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant!
only he was in a hotel kitchen.
and for no particular reason at all, somebody shot him.
Andrew
Literally me watching Walking Dead last night
I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit.
No Tik Tok too?
They said it was a million-dollar wound, but the Army must keep that money,
It tastes like cigarettes
and act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or something.
Step it up. Look alive out there.
The US Ping-Pong team
THERE WAS DALLAS FROM PHOEEEENIX
Lieutenant Dave! You got new indications!
Jenny came back and stayed with me.
Sorry I had a hurricane in the middle of your Bonnaroo party
Maybe both is happening at the same time.
You got the UTI and died on a Tuesday
after I get out the Army.
I sure hope I don't let him down
I wish I was saying this
Coons!?!
When you eat taco bell for lunch and your lady wants to get coffee that evening
and I make his breakfast, lunch and dinner every day.
God Damn It, You Are a Godamn Genius!
...my back's crooked like a question mark.
Must’ve had me 15 kombuchas!
Tommm, ice creammmmmm
but you know what I found out?
- Is this your room? - Shh!
I got ur back
did come up with a bumper sticker slogan,
Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
This wasn't supposed to happen, not to me.
- I'm Jenny. - I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump.
Our purpose here is to protect our black leaders
You call this a storm? Come on, you son of a bitch!
Welp See ya
Yoo-hoo!
Mama says, "Stupid is as stupid does. "
What are you watching? Larry the Cucumber and Bob the Tomato!
This is the Top This is the bottom
Mama always said that God is mysterious.
This seat's taken.
Thanks Ric! You're a Genius!
- Thank you. - I ate some.
I told her what I was doing and asked her what she was doing,
Mama: I did the best I could. Forest: You did good, Mama.
That uniform is a trip, Forrest.
We prayed for God to turn me into a bird so I could fly far, far away?
run forrest she said
What the hell is in Bayou La Batre?
Babe
DANKE SCHOEN DARLING DANKE SCHOEN
Sorry I ruined your ucf party
no no no no no tv tv Go to your room! Now!
Forrest, I can't keep this.
Gump! What are you doing? Take a left!
Slutpratat
BEACH"S TAKEN
And just like that. He was gone, out of my life again.
Make Rocco fly far far away
It’s a household name
though I think he left the praying up to me.
They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honor!
B
That way we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud
They said it was a $1200 check but the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that $1200
How would you like to go into the shrimping business with me?
I BELIEVE HE SAID HE HAD TO GO PEE
but instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam.
I was just showing him a thing or two on the guitar here.
And I'd be your first mate. Well here I am.
And he liked to say the "F" word.
You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot!
Wojtek Uruchom EFCM 3.0
Avery, free car!!!!!
Now, because I had been a football star, and a war hero,
- I will come and be your first mate. - Okay.
You are gonna be a general someday Adrina
Jennie!
He should not be hitting you, Jenny.
Veit Fucking nam!!
I may not be a smart man but I know you dgaf about this hunting trip
Oh, I’m Dizzy.
I put in the requisitions at Battalion.
Sting’in rain
Yes. Well, I...
have a nice day
IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO!!
Somethin bit me!
Run, Forrest, run! Run, Forrest!
Ok. We can start now I got me an ice cream mmm
He sure is fast!
Why I know about my last name called Luciano?
Gump! What's your sole purpose in this Army?
Jenny, where'd you run to?
Walked about 15 miles at Murifield today Pretty tired now, a couple more beers, and going to sleep
And so then, I got a call from him saying
Hey!
But @Jeffrey Lee, you ain’t got any hair…
They promoted you to Captain....
I thought about Jenny all the time.
But ain’t got no legs
You better tuck that in Martha
The medal of the Order of Australia
You're his daddy, Forrest.
You got new lungs. New lungs!
over to that office across the way.
i ll be back
I'm singing a song here.
This is not for children's eyes.
Your daddy sure does care about your schooling, son.
And as in other towns up and down the coast,
You know how to play this?
One time, a young man was staying with us,
Get your ass out of here!
Run, Chunis, run!
I think you should go home to greenbow, Alabama! Got Dang it! What The Heck, Forrest Gump?! You don't know ,Lil sucker! Shut The Freak Up or I'll knock Your dead Head in your got dangMouth! Closed Captioning for home Improvements is sponsored by.
Pepperoni toppings, pineapple toppings, Canadian bacon toppings, sausage toppings…….
She said my meat could Take me anywhere!
I
Base to Jenny 1.
Sorry I had some tea in the middle of your bachelor party
And just like that... The dip triggered a mass exoduss
HE'S ON VACATION
But I miss you, titties
I liked doing it so much I sucked that dick for free
YES, DRILL SERGEANT! YES, DRILL SERGEANT!
On your next 1:1
.
Still no miles Lt dan
Skippy
Jenny! Jenny! Where you at?
Love you Steven
But you ain’t got any of those things Lt. Josh
Who's the billionaire?
Jesus H. Christ, this is a new company record.
I’m not a smart man, but i know unnatural when i see it.
I gotta buy me one of them shrimping boats,
I couldn't just let him lay there all alone, scared the way he was,
That was Amber, Amber Flame.
Neak why you cant close your mouth?
No sweat, man. Just lay back.
And he had him A Guitar Case
let's give a big round of applause to the luscious Bobbi Dylan.
Damn Chicken Got me
and some of them people were loud and pushy.
In greenbow Alabama!
and get off and go one block left to 1947 Henry Street, Apartment 4.
Sorry, I'm sick today. Can't do lunch
I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me. This way we a dont gotta sleep with our heads in the mud
You can sit here if you want.
It happens.
he spent most of his time exercising his arms.
and that's what I'm doing here.
but I know what love is.
I ran and ran, just like Jenny told me to.
I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit.
- "Look, I'm Forrest Gimp. " Just run away, Forrest.
Another time, I was running along,
i musta drank me about 15 docta peppas
Oli I’m in
In the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all.
to change your socks whenever we stop.
Hey, Forrest, there's something I've been thinking about.
Bubba did have a fine idea.
Erica Herman what's vacation mean That's when you you pack your bags and never come back
She tasted like cigarettes.
Just like that...
to stand in the school house door.
You Twins?
Titanium alloy. Its what they used on the space shuttle.
I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point?
Forrest is right here.
- It's called the Hotel Ebbott. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
You know why we a good partnership, Forrest?
I sure hope I don't let him down
AND I SCORED 200 POINTS, AGAIN.
I love you Jacky ❤️
I'll take care of you if you're sick
We're a progressive school system.
Didn't you say you were waiting for the number seven bus?
Meirch 22, 2001
We would take these real long walks.
It must be hard being brothers.
Damn OOOF
We're gonna get you!
are you stupid or something?
Why you dying, mama?
I most have drank me about... 15 Dr Peppers
I'm gonna lean up against you You just lean right back against me
i cut that grass for free.
You call this a pandemic you son of a bitch?!
did you hear me, stupid?
And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure,
I stayed with Lieutenant Dan and celebrated the holidays.
It’s an older code sir, but it checks out
Jenny.
Kelly and Me was like
So, I went to church every Sunday.
He doesn't mean it when he does things like this. He doesn't.
I’m not a smart man, but I know what boobs are.
Grant & Mark & Vinny & Brett
"Gump, How Can You Watch That Stupid NFL Shit. Turn It Off!" "Gump, How Can You Watch That Stupid NFL Shit. Turn It Off!"
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
Kelly and Me was like Peas and carrots
Meirch 21, 2001
Literally me watching the last 30 seconds of Walking Dead last night