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I picked up the mail.
That mother fucker is fast Yeah he's a fucking crack head
Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on her!
when someone asks if ur working but u already left
So, i won again
- New shoes. - They make them just for running.
Have I found Jesus?
Magic Email
but some of those people asked me if I could help them out.
This is How We Succeed This is How "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."
...coach
That boy sure is runnin full
But you aint got no legs....
50/50
Meirch 31, 2001
And just like that, nobody believed anymore…
and he made a lot of money off of it.
MAGIC SMOKE
Jenny most of the time was real quiet.
Peirce was gonna be a shrimp boat captain But instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam
Quiet. Quiet. He's going to say something.
Yeah you are!
Run! Run! Run!
Again
Hey! Hey!
Would you marry me, Forrest?
It's funny Heather said that... Cause right then, Jesus showed up.
Go to bed lumpy u can play with it tomorrow U driving it to work?
- I'm Dorothy Harris. - Well, now we ain't strangers anymore.
When I wanna go fishing I gotta find Bubba!
but instead, they decided the best way for me to fight the Communists
And I'm on my way to CDC... again
GOD DAMN IT, CHRIS! YOUR'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS! CHOCOLATE DICKS, OUTSTANDING!
Gump
I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day.
That motherfucker is fast Yeah he's a fucking meth head
Aren't I going to be me?
Essential employees are getting bonuses across the USA. Meanwhile at CCPD.
Your tie.
Larry on his way to Seattle
but I thought about her a lot,
The day before my fishing trip Every damn time...
and he had him a guitar case.
No taste, no smell…. No Religion - TOO?
I’m Dorthy Harris Well I guess we ain’t strangers anymore.
Lt. Mano ice creammmmmmm
DT coming to the gym is like a box of chocolates… …you never know what you’re gonna get.
Is he fast? Or is he…
where is that sling rope I told you to order?
So, I gave a whole bunch of it to the Foursquare gospel church,
JENNY, YOU NEED STAY AWAY FROM ME AND LITTLE CHRISTIAN, THAT SHIT IS SERIOUS.
Hey, man, hey, listen, I was wondering if you might help me, huh?
Would you like to see what Lieutenant Dan looks like?
There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp,
And I had you placed here under our tree.
You come back safe to me, do you hear?
Me talking to the tractor
It’s just this coup And that liar Liz Cheney
My sister sending me memes I never respond to
Magic Screens
I got a very important question to ask you.
HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!
I'd think a lot about Mama and Bubba and Lieutenant Dan.
It Happens. What, Shit?
and his mama cooked shrimp,
.
Sucking it dry!
I'd kinda to see that
My weekend plans
pepperoni toppings, bacon toppings, sausage toppings, pineapple toppings..........
Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
whatever that means.
Hey, don't you push her! You shut up!
swinging my hips.
I'm glad we here together in our Nation's Capitol
And the president of the United States was impeached... ...Again
Go! Go! Go!
"Have You Found Jesus Yet, Gump?" "I Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Be Looking For Him, Sir."
I'm Sick Do you have cough due to cold?
Okay.
mama said they was my magic shoes
Now, since it was all free… I must’ve drank me about 1500 Rip-Its.
Hold it up! Hold up, boys!
Turkey soup turkey stew turkey and potatoes Turkey burger turkey potpies
I'm not a smart man But I do know what prod support is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you call those sons of bitches again...
Mama Says
I must have drank me about 15 Mich Ultras.
Forrest, why'd this happen?
He was a mean dog.
- From the DMZ to the Delta... - Turn it off!
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You must be my FNGs.
I want to be able to say things, just one-to-one.
You cheated me.
.
In Virginia....
Like peas and carrots
In the buttocks.
No but I read about it on THE INT-ER-NET!
That smells wonderful.
Hey Alberts! Go back to admin!
I'm glad we were here together in our nation's capital.
Yes, we are against any war where black soldiers go to fight
Mama always had a way of explaining things
Brandon
.
Forrest, I do love you.
My thoughts!!
It was co-ed.
Yes, we are against any war where black soldiers are sent to the frontline
Yeah, that sounds good. Thank you, ma'am.
I made me a promise to Bubba in Vietnam
Libby, Ahead to Randy's house, huh?
all the way up through high school.
They’re sending me to Bahrain.
I’m not a smart Kabam But I know what cosmic is.
Hey, Forrest.
At first, it seemed like I made a mistake,
Do you know what it's like not to be able to use your legs?
That I’d the most outstanding answer I have ever heard!!!
sd
Bankruptcy
but my boy Forrest is gonna get
Would you like to see what this single mom looks like?
That's where we're going to find those shrimp, my boy!
Sleep Sleep
- In the buttocks, sir. - That must be a sight.
Sorry to ruin your Florida Panther Party
And because I was like a gazillionare
But you ain’t got no freelance, cam Op Arod
I’m sorry I ruined your New Years Eve Party Madam Sarah
Goalies are... different
Meats Taken
She said my meat was magical.
If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.
I’m not a smart man But I know who Gen A is
That boy is sure runnin fool
I will miss you, Forrest.
Marty Robbins - Tell me why I had you do pushups.
I love you Jessica
God damn it, Dan. You are a god damn genius!
He's on vacation
And every night, we read a book. He's so smart
You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump!
she said you are so silly
It's just this war... And that lying son of a bitch Johnson !
And so, you just ran.
but I think some of America's best young men served in this war.
Love you daddy
Run, Villa, Run!
When Dirty Don Chumpf calls himself The Chose One
Yes, drill sergeant!
We Were Just Sooting Ducks When All Of The Sudden... SOMETHING BIT ME!
Crystal sure cares about your education Boy
and I hoped that whatever she was doing made her happy.
There’s umm Kent Jackson… Bellhorn…Jsuave333…
I got to see a lot of the countryside.
Those Obrien boys sure are some readin fools
My Mama always said, Bob Baffert is like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get
"I'm singin' a song, here!!"
And then Honda came out with the 450 Is that when got shot in the buttocks?
I took the bus up to Memphis to see her perform in that show.
Oh, God!
Midstream Dispatch
That's my country!
Dear God, Make Me A Lizard So I Can Crawl Far, far away
He doesn't know any better!
- It happens. - What, shit?
Me playing like this Beware....
Now, I'm gonna bring up some soldiers...
VIET-FUCKING-NAM!!
This is Cunning Carla and Long-Limbs Lenore.
I Wanted To Be Your Boyfriend
Did you hear what I said, Forrest?
WHEN SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANNA TELL ME HER NAME!
Oh, no, that's all right, ma'am.
WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR AND THEY GIVE YOU FREE DRINKS
Come on, Lenore. We don't need this shit!
Shrimping is tough.
Sea World 2K19
...so we did.
hey moshe i'm getting sued...again
Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum bix nood
You chink son of a bitch!
Meirch 9, 2001
And get your white ass away from that window.
You told me to, Drill Sergeant.
It's Just The Rain And Those Lying Son Of A Bitch, Windmills!
My feet hurt.
Forrest! I told you not to bother this nice young man.
You told me to drill sergeant
IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO!!
Nope... I just cut grass
I'm a gotdam CPA
Something bit me!!!
Mais qui c'est celui-la? C'est darkshadows L'idiot du village
and always answer every question with, "Yes, Drill Sergeant!"
'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
- Get on the wheel and take a left! - Okay.
Nap upstairs, nap downstairs, nap on the couch, nap in bed...
And just like that, my service in the United States Army was over.
Okay.
I only did 5
Happy New Year!
which must be out west somewhere,
It's this whole other country.
It was wonderful having her home.
You don't say much, do you?
Gump Mower
You never know what you're gonna get.
like brothers and stuff.
... with every single obscene word...
I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life.
You and me Are like peas and carrots
and a national celebrity, and a shrimping boat captain,
- Run! Run! Run! - Run! Run! Run!
He'd be the captain of the shrimping boat and I'd be his first mate.
Bubba was gonna be a shrimping boat captain,
Come back here, you!
Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
When you hear that topgolf dubai will have a Service industry party
Draft week........ Lieutenant Dan ........Draft week!
Well, your mama sure does care about your schooling, son.
I'm pretty tired.
and just like that, she was gone.
My bus is here.
I'd kinda like to see that
Get your hands down! Do not salute me.
Those must be comfortable shoes
Closed Captioning For Home Improvements Is Sponsored By
President Kennedy ordered the Secretary of Defense
That's my country!
Now, remember how I told you that
Coons?!
I can't help it. I love you.
make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here
Sean Cooper was my best good source. I had to make sure that he was okay.
You are a fucking asshole!
YOU’ll NEVER SINK THIS BOAT! AHAHA!
How we all feel after rope dropping 7 straight days at Disney
But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.