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Oh, God.
I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
That is one strong gate.
Whoo!
- Why is Peter Prentiss here? - Dad's doing business with him.
This is better than my fantasy.
45 minutes for a cab. This is ridiculous.
- Are Mom and Dad home? - No, they're at the Emphysema Ball.
She doesn't need any more security than that.
You saw it, right? We were perfect from the minute we met. Right?
OK?
- These sports scores are two days old. - So?
because we"re honeymooning in Europe!
Football!
So I guess everyone thinks we're crazy for doing this.
You're not, by any chance, the daughter of Dan McNerney,
Just married wicked wendy
Honey, I looked at the brochure,
Oh, you can call me pussy now
I'm not gonna be waiting here for her when she gets back.
Just... You just...
Grab a flute of bubbly and rise.
- See? You have no future with this lunatic! - Shut up!
Buongiorno, Bernardo!
Oh, honey! Honey, honey! I'll get him!
If you'd told me about the turn before, I wouldn't have had to pull such a manoeuvre!
Uh-huh.
He also said that if he were here with me, he wouldn't be concerned with TV.
Don't make me break my foot off in your ass.
Now when did we start caring about what other people think?
- Oh! Ow. - Ooh!
- Cochon what? - Stupid American pig.
This is a Ringling Brothers compact. I've owned bigger Tonka trucks.
I mean, over the next ten years, you're giving up five hayrides per year.
I'm...
Goodbye, cracKer.
Nextron's buying out Ferrugia Chocolate, so they sent me in to close the deal.
Relationship over. She no like you any more.
Yeah? Well, we're keeping the champagne and the cheese, Jacques-strap!
And you still had the nerve to show up on our honeymoon
Thank you, Fred.
That’s yours.
OK, OK, one, two, three.
Honey, there's gonna be satellite TV in the hotel.
Time to grow up, Tommy.
What hotel are you staying at?
He's got your whole family praying that this marriage fails.
Oh, Sarah.
I don't mean to be rude.
Please, try not to break into song.
Right now, I just do spot traffic reports.
Yes, there is something I "omitted" that I don't wanna talk about right now.
- Whoa, whoa. - What? What?
Bags, seriously, I will...
Thank you. But it's not gonna happen.
The Dodgers won! The Dodgers won!
That was the longest freakin' piss in Italian history.
You had your tongue down his throat. I saw it out the window!
Cheese and rice!
Me too.
Well, wonderful. Wonderful!
- I'm done talking now. - Me too.
Live.
What to do when the police show up!
Buonasera.
- We're checking out! - I don't wanna touch it!
My dad told me about this nice little pensione in Venice...
How do you know? I was wrapping out an auction. I'm a gofer at Sotheby's.
- What is the commotion in here? - Tom ram gate.
I don't know who we're gonna be.
It's a promise.
All right, that is damn straight! This is my wife! Now open up the gate!
frog!
No. We're married.
Kyle...
Where is your husband?
Come on.
- Hey, do you guys provide satellite TV? - TV in bar.
But you guys have fun.
- You're a lucky man. - Hey, I know that.
No, we don't need to take the money. This is about us now.