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His legs.
Ostia! Una altre vegada sense paper del cul? 'Stem farts ja, CONY!
What the hell do you get to do when you're 19?
I made all that other stuff up.
All right.
That's not funny, Evelyn. Why don't you talk to him?
Damn right it's good enough for me, but I don't need any help.
[ Cyril ] Come on, Mike!
He couldn't find a job to save his life. He's worthless, Evelyn.
Hut! 18! Hut!
Watch out for the hole! Ow!
He'd be dead now. No more worries.
I need a job, Mike. Don't go, Mooch.
I was damn proud of my work.
REFUND Refund...Refund...Refund
You should. Most frat guys won't go out with dormies.
So what? You never sent me flowers.
They got indoor and outdoor pools on campus, and they got to come here.
We all enter, Dave rides the whole thing, and we win!
If [ Together]
I think you should do all those things while you can.
See you later, Cyril.
I'll tell you what you are.
[Whistle Blows]
The Cinzano 100 is under way, ladies and gentlemen.
Go, son! Go, damn you!
Eh, some country. The women don't shave theirs.
Number 1, move!
Are you gonna go to college? Hell, no.
Everybody cheats.
What were you doin' there by yourself?
They don’t need pep I need pep
Hey, that bastard's giving us the finger.
♪ Never daunted We 'II never falter ♪
If you eat so much, Moocher, how come you're so damn small?
[Tires Screech ]
I got to live in this stinking town, and I got to read in the newspapers...
[ Man ] Hey, move it! Get out of my way!
[ Officer] Move it! Let's go!
Oh, that's the wrong guy. That's the wrong guy.
Word? I don't remember hearing any word.
I'm not going to go to the race. I should be right there when Papa wakes up.
I put premium gas in this baby by mistake.
So, you're on the swimming team, huh? Yep.
[ Girl ] Come on, Rod!
You can come live with me when it's sold.
These college kids here are never gonna get old or out of shape...
Hey, screw you, Cyril.
I think it's mostly blood and relatives that they're interested in.
The riders are starting off on a 100-mile journey.
and they say, “Ah, how we miss our Catherina...
I don't like the way you boys have been behaving in my home.
I had my own place at 17.
Hello.
Shut up, would you? I wasn't talking to you in the first place.
Uh-oh. You stay out of this.
All right!
Dumb-ass cutters! Goddamn bastard-Ilickiin' retards!
Nothing but prairies and mountains and nobody around.
Let's get out of here. Smart move, shorty.
Aha! It was right here.
Aw, the hell with it!
Get on the bike!
[ Cyril ] Come on!
and every year, it's never going to be me. [Scoffs]
Get this car off my lot!
I'm just going to be Mike.
Here they come to the starting line-
This is a 200-lap, 50-mile bicycle race...
All right, keep it steady!
I eat three times a day. My metabolism eats five times a day.
Pick it up!
Are you sure you're okay? I'm fine! I'm fine.
Team Cinzano, ladies and gentlemen!
Buon giorno, Papa.
I do.
Get out there, Mike!
Your name is Jake, you understand? [ Meow]
[ Man ] Come on! You got him!
He's done it! He's taken the lead!
One lap to 90-'
He's been doing a very good job.
You know what you are?
Oh, Christ.