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Cars!
and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.
I sure would.
Okay, now you count to 100, and then you try to find me, okay?
Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here.
I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy,
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin
Is that a shit?
No. It's fine.
Huh? Meat hole? What?
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Huh?
You were just wonderful.
Oh, Jesus.
LOOK AT ALL THISE VAGINAESBOBOBOOOOS LET ME FUCK YAYASYAYAYAYAYAYA
(SINGING)
Yeah But You Have No Skills
Come on, I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin.
Shit, I got to get to work!
Hey Teddy Bear Are You? Are You All Right?
Are you kidding me?
Go on, spark it up.
A-E-I-O-U
We better start doing stupid shit.
I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.
Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?
Oh, jeez, here we go.
Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori.
I'm guessing you're more of a "wooden horse with a wig" kind of family.
(SINGING)
For God's sakes.
Go! Go!Go!
Look, the point is, you're blaming me
Lori, wait, please.
that's a weird fucking question
This is the American fantasy, right here.
(STAPLING) Ah!
Oh, man. Here, let me get you some ice.
I look stupid.
eventually, nobody gives a shit.
That must have slipped through the cracks.
there is a shit on my floor!
Hello?
Jb byride How do you drive in a Taco Bell hand dryer you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded ground
No, that doesn't work.
the boys sucks! final destination rocks!
Yeah?
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this.
I'd chew it off to get you free.
These were John Lennon's glasses.
But I'm talking about a mature relationship, Lori.
So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori?
This is the theme song from the movie Octopussy.
Insanely busy
why the fuck would she say that
with some people at my apartment.
Illumination! Illumination!?!?!
Just like in the movie.
"Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.
has an extremely broad definition.
Johnny. It's me.
Because of that, I just lost the love of my life.
A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager
merry christmas you fucking whore! now lets fucking fuck you bitches!
I GOT FUCKING WASTED LAST NIGHT.
By the power vested in me
but I don't want you to do that.
Encesta Karem!... Encesta Karem!...
He thought ALF was Jewish for some reason.
I fucked her with a parsnip last week
Tell him we said…
You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts
Please play nice.
Yeah, I'm guessing you guys don't have a PS3.
The night we met.
(LAUGHING) Right? Yeah, she gets it.
Holy shit.
I’ll pick you up at 8:00.
Ugh!
Just give me the car keys.
(FARTING)
I have to say, I've been following you ever since I was a young boy
Are you okay? (GROANING)
Huh.
Ow! I hate that word!
Now, I have to give you an ouch.
You're my best friend, Sam.
I told him to bail on you that night at Rex's and he said, "No."
Thanks, Flash.
Finally.
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
Octopussy.
John, I need a man. Not a little boy with a teddy bear.
Besides, what if he chose Ted?
Ted and Tami-Lynn continued their torrid love affair for quite some time.
I gotta cut out for a bit.
and beat up the Jewish kids.
Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?
Yeah.
Old Tom Brady could do that. Old Tom Brady COULD do that
most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. Ever.
A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world.
Hi. Hi.
Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words
Oh, my God! He's going to jump! Get closer.
You're my best friend, John.
Mutiny!
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Get lost, Bennett!
Nice. Yeah.
TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!
Why, what's going on?
Yeah, cool.
What's your opinion on The Boys? My opinion: It's awesome
John, I look like something you give your kid
The Save-Ums! Reboot (2030) Coming Soon In
This bullshit! This all bullshit!
How great is this? The four of us out to dinner.
Did the whole place for $47.
Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun,
My dick is squished by the TV.
That's a nice fucking example you're setting...
(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!
Son of a bitch!
Illumination
Teddy rux hecking pin
I guess Santa paid attention to how good you were this year, huh?
I’m not gay.
I will, sir, I promise.
Look, I'm only saying this because I love you.
I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick.
Johnny.
Okay. You hide first.
Why did Mario helps Steven future saved the day
NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world
NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy.
Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.
Jeaus h heck
I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Polly Joe
But I made friends in the line.
Let's all be best friends.
Get him!
Lori.
I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.
Come on, Robert.
Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.
yeah what ever thanks for pearl harbor
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
(GRUNTING)
Pats Pats
I don't give a shit because is 2 $99 you ask me I say no.
How long have we been saying we were going to...
Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on!
while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.
You would?
You coming down?
You know what? I don't feel like talking to you about this.
She's making you do it, isn't she?
LORI: All right, here we go.
Fuck you, Shoreman!
When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and is excited to show him a good time, but you know he doesn’t like any of that shit
Illumination! Yeah illumination!
you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places
Hey there, fella. How are you?
Really? Well, isn't that exciting.
Ow! Fuck! Cocksucker!
Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.