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I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.
we both started crying, you remember?
Teddy?
Will
LANGUAGE!
I don't think so. I'm...
Did you... Did you just talk?
John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise.
That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.
I got fucking wasted last night.
when you open FG Vent
and that humanity can no longer fulfill its desires
Here's to four more years.
How are the neighbors?
and charged with kidnapping a plush toy.
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive!
over her you're out of your fucking mind.
Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time.
I'm not an "it," pal. I'm a "he," all right?
Call an ambulance! Someone call an ambulance!
Tom Brady could do that.
Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
so I'm a little fucked up.
My longest relationship was like six months
Teddy... Rocks... goddamn... Chuck E. Cheese-looking... fucking... son of a bitch... pin!
Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...
close, personal friends with gary gensler
He rocks his I ROC-Z, he rocks it well
I know that.
You're not going to have any sort of career
You break my wall, you bastard men.
I'm so sorry.
You think you're cool because you work
Let me ask you something.
John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.
I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day.
I'll be back in 30 minutes tops, okay?
Yeah. No, no.
or a talking teddy bear,
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
Let's see how well you know these streets.
like something where they give out
Holy shit!
Half-Indian, but thanks.
Excuse me.
Hey, Lori-.
Ted, you've arrived at a lucky time.
I might go lay down in the john.
Oh, come on.
I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him.
and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is.
Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld?
It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry,
(SHOUTING IN CANTONESE)
(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY) He acknowledged it.
Yeah, as you can see
Yeah. Take pride in that.
and I'm ready to change,
TED: Down here.
This is how everybody sang in the '90s.
That guy from your office is in there on the couch
He currently resides in Burbank
This is going to take some doing, I think.
You're my best friend John
(SQUAWKING)
Oh.
Yeah, I'll be right there.
That's not right, is it? No.
(GRUNTS)
(PLASTER SMASHING) Oh, my God!
get serious about opening a restaurant
Get lost, Bennet!
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad.
I said a bad word one time.
Lori and I may just need a little space right now.
Never mind. Take her to Benihana.
I guess we can't make small talk all day, huh?
(GASPING)
Tom Brady could do that.
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot.
Ya allah! OH MY GOD!
Okay. You okay there, sweetheart?
There is a shit on my floor!
Candice? No.
to get out of work to go to Ted's.
This is the first time that you've been single
Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Chuck E. Cheese’s is natural and Nasty on Spotify Where a kid can be a kid
See, I've had him since I was about your age.
We're sorry, it was an accident, okay?
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Lori tried to break up a dog fight
No, it can't be that either.
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
I love you, too.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Hello Hi
He knows nothing but a man
It's got to happen.
how completely stupid that sounded.
You suck, get off the stage!
Jeremy
Justin
Sam, let him go.
but may also be his lover, I don't know.
mas mas oh ha
(CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd.
Illumination!
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
through the power of wishes.
Well, you know,
Oķ then
You don't bring it up, you just let them in.
You Cannot use any Bad Words Inside, Do You Understand Yes Sir
(DIALING)
Forever and ever?
No, the boys is not homophobic. You'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (except for S03E01) and didn't just watch clips.
Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children.
All right, buddy, go get 'em.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
What is it?
I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up.
I do love you more than life itself.
I dare you shuri, Say what are those again
(LAUGHS)
I thank you for saving every one of us.
Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin
Illumination! Illumination.
Taking a 3 team parlay in the NIT because South Alabama is a lock then we would just be idiots saying nonsense
Rex, I don't think it's smart.
Teddy, where are you? I'm somewhere... I don't know yet, but I'm hiding in here. So don't go away.
You like to party?
You thought I was fucking retarded
mas mas oh ha
This is the most disgusting thing ever!
three, four, five,
Well, yeah. Why wouldn't they be?
I'm not going to let you down, Goose.
Look, just let me talk first, all right?
Illumination. Illumination
You're back!
Jesus h heck
Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John.
You're my best friend, Sam.