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Oh, my God, I got some on my thumb!
who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt.
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
In the corner, there is a shit!
Alex is a stupid nigger
You crazy! You crazy, man!
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer?
What is that?
You're my best friend, Sam.
Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski?
But then we're two of a kind
(YELLING)
You know, it's funny, because whenever Johnny and I hang out
maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner?
Yes.
A-ah!
Test Meme
Mandy? No.
and then she farted in her sleep.
Come on upstairs. Are you even listening to me?
Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.
Jesus!
I love you.
I cannot just ditch work, man.
Do you see me fucking with you?
Shit.
and he's falling to fucking pieces without you.
I found my phone.
I am not!
Thank you. Go.
Hey.
I owe that to you.
Get him!
And so, the story ends with john and ted getting grounded until further notice. remember kids, never scare your parents.
I want to take her someplace really nice.
Why?
"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit."
You pay many dollar for wall!
You can't have my teddy bear!
then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.
Now, I know we said no gifts, but...
So, Tami-Lynn,
Hey, GUYS, can I play?
Me welcoming people to the pool party
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
For you, I will.
When your husband is bringing his brother to Alaska and excited about showing him a good time. But you know he doesn’t really like any of that shit.
(SIGHS)
and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.
I want to be fair to you and to him, you know?
Is that my ringtone?
Stop it. Knock it off.
You know what? I gave birth once, bitch.
I heard you got busted.
There's, like, 1,000 people here.
Screw you pal, I belong to John Bennett.
She'll have a good cry, she'll be fine. You'll talk to her tomorrow.
(SINGING) All I wanted was a sweet distraction For an hour or two
Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
No, John. We can get her back.
Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski?
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
Tintin!
You mean, we get to be best friends for real?
because I don't want them treating me differently.
Look,
Me and you
Now, I'm going to give my chops a rest
Universal pictures (1990) DreamWorks (2019) Amblin Entertainment (2021)
John, all you got to do is not fuck up
Yeah.
I'll be gone when you get back.
I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there.
Did you... Did you just talk?
NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
Yes. Get over here right now.
You're an asshole!
complimentary map of Boston.
So, no, I'm not alone.
Stick your finger in my tag Polly
I'm not sure, it's...
I have a boyfriend. I have told you this.
Goddamn right, "Wow."
Actually, could you wrap just this up for me?
Come on.
Sorry.
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
Well, that's perfect.
Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what,
Yeah. I'm Donny, this is Robert.
You know You are never alone
Fuck, Shit, Bitch Faggot, Cock, Dick, Penis
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
you and I got to nail down a plan
im gonna have sex with your grandma
(WOMAN MOANING)
(SHOUTING) Language!
I wished for my life back.
But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
. .
That's me on the high school diving team.
It worked for me in high school,
(OMINOUS RING-TONE PLAYING)
Mario: they got me that freaky guy from the plaza
Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!
Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.
a long time ago,
There you go, my friend. Thank you.
Oh yeah harder harder I’m going to stuff my fucking face with Pepbridge Farms
The charges were dropped when everyone realized
and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock
No Mutiny!
That's lucky. Yeah, it is.
Don’t evahh show your face Around QUincy
has magically come to life for, as yet, unknown reasons...
And you're not gay, so we're fine.
It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits.
Thank you. Anything.
I mean, marriage isn't...
That's a great story I felt like I was there
I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you.
Thank you for choosing Liberty. Drive safely.
Boris Anderson quote:
Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.
(PANTING)
Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English.
So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow.
Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
How do you know?
so we can move on with our lives.
Lori was right about you.
You better follow me.
You got a lot of problems, don't you?
with a guy who just wants a chance
God there are some fucked-up fish out there.
Fuck you nick foles You can suck my dick
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin! Don't tell me the F word, Johnny!
Listen, I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right?
John, we could do that again.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)