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You know, not bad actually.
Hi, my name is John Bennett,
I love you, too.
I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor.
YOU KINDA JUST REWORDED MY JOKE BUT, HAHA
Sorry.
Hello, 911?
I'm good. I'm good.
Turkey burgers.
What do you mean? What kind of trouble?
Aw! Merry Christmas, John.
Ted, what are you doing here?
Shit.
HEY HEY
Uh...
Why would you say that?
All right, fuck it.
You know, you guys seem pretty cool.
Anna
Polly Joe
NORAH: Thank you.
Oh, my God, it always looks so great!
TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!
I know. And we'll hang out all the time, right?
Yeah, but you have no skills.
TED: Hey, Lori, can you set the alarm for 11:00 a.m.?
And then we ran up to it
Wow! Here are the ladies.
Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
(LAUGHING)
dark, beautiful, smoky...
Really? Yeah, many times.
Is it 9:30? Yeah.
I met a girl. She's a cashier.
I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
Illumination! Illumination!
It’s Art Get it?
Merry Christmas Shrek forever after bitch
TED: Whoa!
he's always going to be a boy.
Get serious about writing that script
Hug me.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Bfdi objects - did I say batteries don't say batteries birthday cake: ⊙.☉ anchor: ? Birthday cake: THE BATTERIES! Cake: said batteries. Birthday cake: DID I SAY BATTERIES? DON'T SAY BATTERIES!
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!! John, how dare you make your bear come alive to scare us! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 3094884494949596775930202047576869 years!! Go to your room now!
So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before.
I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.
I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.
I’m not gay.
Universal Orlando Resort is a theme park located at Universal Boulevard in Orlando, Florida. It's also a movie studio logo that makes some Roblox games and animations. Chuck E. Cheese's.
No peeking Leeland or else you’re get any cancer.
Break this up, break this up.
I can see that. (SIGHS)
You bweak-uh mah wall!?! I bweak-uh you wall!
And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,
Ted?
I promise, you're going to be okay.
First night on your own.
(PLAYING THEME SONG)
We're going to die. We're all going to die
That's a great story, I felt like I was there
Oh. Where are my manners?
and beat up the Jewish kids.
I made you out to be a hero.
Oh, yeah.
John Bennett, Norah Jones.
Do you want to get nasty?
We are going to party like the '80s.
I promise I will leave and I'll never come back.
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Top Gun.
(JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS)
Come on, bruh. Most of The Boys isn't homophobic. The only thing that's homophobic about the boys is s3e1. You'd know that if you would watch episodes instead of clips.
...In Christ.
Yeah!
So, word through the grapevine is that you're
I had no idea.
But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move?
I just asked you a question.
Johnny, open the door, please, I want to talk.
Check this out.
To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,
She sees trouble and she wants to help out,
Yeah, and the guy said it ain't hardly had no murders in it.
And I want you to know that, after last night
SAM: How we doing, ace?
They got me. That freaky guy from the park,
Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow.
What? That word.
"Pudding hole"? Is that what they say?
Even
you remember when you were 10,
Yeah, that's the way she is.
Sam Jones moved back to Hollywood
And, John, Sam Jones is here.
How are you?
DEATH TO DOMINGUE
And then he got deported back to Iran,
Illumination! Yeah, illumination!
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor,
Yeah, but you have no skills.
I always want to fucking brush it.
You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it.
I'm in trouble.
You don’t bring it up, you just let ‘em in
All you have to do is not fuck up
you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
There is a DVD opening to Barney's Great Adventure from 20th Century Fox, DreamWorks Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Playhouse Disney Original, Polygram Films, and Lyrick Studios.
Oh.
Hug me.
And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear.
You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
And we're in love.
Oh!
Tom Skeirtt is still Alive!
so you better get used to him.
from active duty in the Civil War
NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of,
Okay.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Stuck your finger in the loop of my tag!
Hey, GUY-
I got a fucking email. Saying it you ordered it.
You know you're never alone When you're with Christ
You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out
T for Taylor Lautner
You remember that night, after the club
Chris brown can do no wrong
It was fine.
I Wanna Watch My Tourettes Guy
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Someone call an ambulance!