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Never thought I would see the day Haha blink if you want help
Yes!
Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.
Polly
Now, hang on a sec, there.
Look what Jeremy did look what Jeremy did look what Jeremy did
You're the new branch manager.
"They're Coming, They're Coming,"
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
and just enjoy our anniversary dinner?
I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.
Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!
I wanted you to come because you're supposedly my best friend.
Okay, so, if you need anything...
I got a fucking email. Saying that you ordered it.
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
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Hello?
Teddy rux hecking pin
This is between John and me and I don't think it can be fixed.
Welcome home.
And it's a non-restricted place.
I thought that was just for people in Florida.
(DIAL TONE)
But Lori cannot find out. She absolutely cannot know I was gone.
You know, Lori,
Great. Fantastic.
I'm never going to have a life with you around.
You can't stand there and tell me
Not The Knife! Again!?
Please give a big hand to John Bennett.
Listen, John.
Why are we talking about it?
That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Illumination
Ow! Damn it Leeland! Stop spanking my ass!
Right, Johnny? I say that.
I saw Lori leaving the apartment with Rex.
Hey, there, sweaty.
JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.
And he knew that if he ever found that friend,
SpongeBob SquarePants
Stand up straight on your birthday!
Come on.
You owe me lobster money.
Say that one more time.
If I had to make a guess
No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Fuck! You! Covid! You can suck our dick!
Look at these pecs. These are man pecs.
All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.
Not recently, no.
One, two,
He was instantly promoted to store manager.
Hey. Hey, sweetie.
(ZAPPING) (LAUGHING)
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
and this is for Lori Collins.
but I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering
I'll just meet you upstairs then?
It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy.
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Thank you, sir.
Is that a shit?
yess
Spongebob! SquarePants!
Lori, I...
Teddy-Rux-Mother-Fucking-pin
Hi, Ted.
I got it.
And for little John Bennett,
that everybody talks shit about each other in the interviews.
Oh, my God!
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin! What the hell are you trying to say in this hotel? You son of a bitch!
That was Sinead O'Connor.
and I have rights! (GRUNTS)
susan
Thank you very much, please come again. We have a lot more groceries.
We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner.
Jesus, I look like the robot from Aliens.
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
These boxing gloves were worn by Joe Louis in his first fight.
Yeah, John?
So, that's good.
then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
Not looking up your towel. Swear to God.
So, work's good? Everything good, there?
Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house
I thought. I really thought... That might be for people in Florida.
Oh, and you can?
Great.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her?
So?
You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... (CHUCKLES)
Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? Fucking right.
Holy shit. Oh, my God.
What?
Fuck off Biyyayych!!
Thanks. We're going to take a short break, but we'll be back in a few.
B for Brandon Routh
No, I don't think a firefighter would do that.
So, if you go down there and just talk to him
You ready to bring down the house?
You know, you guys, it's really not about that.
It's not that big of a deal.
You're talking about it. I'm just saying, let them in.
I can't.
I thought that was just for people in Florida.
Oh, look at this guy.
I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
This is a salute on The Boys. This show is soooooo awesome! It's about these guys that go on great adventures together. My favorite episode is Get Some. I hope this show never gets cancelled soon. If you hate this shoe and you are watching this, opinions are handled.
I know you do, Johnny.
(COUGHS)
but she told me how you are at the office.
That took guts We need guys
I'm fine, I'm fine,
Oh, shit, hang on a second.
It's so sharp, it's like an electric sword
This is Permanent.
My God, America is imploding.
Now, am I right?
these numbers do not add up. (GAGGING)
Teddy, come on, we're going to be late for dinner with your friends.
Wow. Look. it's crembrule.