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(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)
She don't look so good no more.
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Fuck, man!
This booshit This all booshit
So, if you just give him one more chance
No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it.
in all the years you've worked here.
Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!
Okay. All right, Tami, come on, honey. Let's get out of here.
Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Earline, Claudine,
Look, that was a tough night for all of us.
Come on, James Franco.
and a magical Christmas wish
Mac walking around Florida
Look, I'm trying to get my shit together
You may kiss the bride, Johnny.
This song is so great.
I got you. Okay.
You owe me lobster money
Shit!
Mas mas
when Boston children gather together
for the Bruins game tomorrow night.
And if that means getting you off my back,
Look, Johnny, if we're ever going to
Ted, that's a really nice offer,
And it's about time someone treated you that way.
Robert got a trainer, lost a substantial amount of weight
for like, five days.
Put your finger in my tag Polly
and it's been a reflex ever since.
Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him...
Patriot’s Tom Brady do that. Patriot’s Tom Brady could do that
Teddy rux fucking pin!
Forever.
Yeah, first night in my beautiful new apartment.
Well, I could probably stop by after work.
Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air.
(WHISPERS) his hair is parted down the middle.
whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber,
You?
(PANTING)
Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant.
I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
I might be gay I dont know
This is Me TV Your home for memorable entertainment television
but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.
And, you'll see,
So am I, man.
Oh, Yeah. Star Lord Can Do No Wrong
Yeah.
(SINGING)
NARRATOR: But through all the fame,
(CHUCKLING) You... you are a... You surprise me.
John longed with all his heart
ΑΠΟΔΕΙΞΗ ΟΤΙ ΤΑ ΜΑΤΙΑ ΤΟΥ ΓΚΑΡΦΙΛΝΤ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΣΑΝ ΣΤΗΘΟΣ ΓΥΝΑΙΚΑΣ
Stew Leonard.
And, as one gentleman to another, I just want to say
Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!
YOU CAN HAVE MY TEDDY BEAR!!!
There's something that I need to say to you, too.
I'm rich, I'm good-looking, my dad owns the company.
(LAUGHING)
See the fact you have to say it’s not that bad Means that it really is that bad
No television, No video games, and no ice cream until further notice,
A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.
Would you like me to wrap your leftovers?
See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(SIGHS)
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
A young boy's stuffed animal
It's an old sweater, huh?
If you want to make some sort of arrangement
Bad Bunny can do no wrong
Thunder buddies for life.
Illumination! Illumination!
(SCREAMING)
This is art. Get it?
Where is he?
Daddy gave me an ouch.
So, if I told him once, I told him a million times
You're a nasty girl.
All right, I'm just saying.
Yeah, the guy with the bear.
What?
I want it.
I just didn't have time for breakfast and the garage was full,
forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
Can you just email me The rest of this story?
They were going to the Hatch Shell.
Ted, hello? Ted?
Jesus H Fuck!!
in his own right.
Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it.
What a cunt.
Maybe "no" to a Snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt.
Hey.
And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.
She's the most important...
You can't get me Meilin Lee Cause you just Michael's Farts
Yes, he is, my little winner. Yes, he is.
You'll kick me out in five?
Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant,
(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS)
Tom Skerritt.
making outwith that Van Wilder-looking guy.
Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time. Teddy Rux-mother fucking-pin!
And it reminds me that things aren't so bad.
Butdad Get over here
I Got You To Work I Look I Can Tried.
Illumination!
You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker
it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.
I just got a shitty new apartment...
There you go. You got it.
Don't look so surprised.
You know, I wish you could really talk to me.
If you can cover for me, I'm cool with all that other shit.
But, they're hookers, so it's fine.
What?
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
(GASPS)
six, seven...
I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night.
It's playtime, right? We'll play a game.
Come on, buddy.
Trust me, I can do this. Shut up.
No matter how big a splash you make in this world,
Harder Harder
REX: That was insane.
Well, he only had three other batches.
I know. I just don't know what to do, here.
Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift.
Piano concerto no. 21
I'm sorry.
Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm.
I'm going to punch through it.
(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny
And I asked my dad if I could have a magical little teddy bear, too.
Ah! You suck, Kareem.
Really?
What is that?
Oh, this is work, I swear.
Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me?
It was you.
You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi.
Sorry I’m all Fucked up Yoli
I bet it's hilarious
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.