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You were right.
Than falling...
Hey, Jared, let's go grab another one of these.
Me, too. Yeah?
Oh.
I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man.
What the hell is this?
What's going on?
What are you doing here?
You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life.
You think you're just going to get away with a kidnapping?
Ma'am Jones. Thank you.
Fuck, I can%!
to prove that he can be something more than a jerk.
Yeah, I know. Don't worry, Johnny, I'll be fine.
Flash Gordon is the symbol of our friendship, John.
Fuck your Shoreman
Teddy rux fucking pin!
Hey, wanna go out. No.
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
Hey, Ellen.
Illumination
Like what?
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)
(YELLING)
TED: No, no.
What the hell you problem?
Yeah, so do people with Parkinson's.
we got to start planning it now.
(LAUGHS)
and you get my job when I go to corporate next month.
I mean, look at Haiti.
Just a man with a man's courage
No, I think it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
ho me vengo
Boom! That's me and Skerritt!
Hug me and billy and Mandy a
Baltic? Czech?
I love you, too, Teddy.
he'll never be scared of thunder again.
Lori ever fart in front of you?
Oh.
Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
I try to make duck dinner, now plaster everywhere.
or are you just happy to see me?
No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.
Get lost Bennett
(SOFT PIANO PLAYING)
Britney? Tiffany? No. No.
I don't deserve you.
See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits.
Savior of the universe!
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.
Hi. Hi.
We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
When Steven saw the universe of saved day
Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.
Like, where are you from?
Oh, my God!
See I told you Garfield's eyes look like a pair of t**s
C for Cocaine
about Channing Tatum's index finger.
I don't know. Maybe, yeah.
So it keeps going
a long time ago,
Listen, why don't John and I go get a drink at the bar?
We gotta go bald.
I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.
Exactly, that's what I'm saying.
You, me and Lori, and what's her name?
For what?
We were together for eight months, and I really loved him.
You're not very tolerant, huh?
You break my wall! I break you wall!
Damn It!
BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared
What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome
That's the new checkout girl.
Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep last night.
I might be gay I don’t know…
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Teddy?
Yeah, Rex is having a house party
Uh-oh.
Ted! Johnny!
If we were together, our babies would be spectacular.
R
Well, you're welcome.
Yeah.
trumps going jail trumps going to jail jail jail
What is it? 'Cause it sounds negative.
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine.
Come share this with me.
This guy took my teddy bear.
I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant.
NARRATOR: It has been said that magic vanished from our world
Jesus h heck
It's said that magic is being vanished from our world can no longer be found. Oh, my God. I live in the United States. I live in the planet Earth.
I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago.
DEATH TO DOMINGUE
and I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm
Well, here I am.
Look, Lori, you want him to be a man.
Lori, hey, you're home early.
and be an adult here, for Lori's sake.
Do you want to go get a drink after this?
I had it freeze-dried and bronzed.
You ever hang a garage door With Tom Skerritt?
You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
But, Dad... Get over here!
and maybe take some of the heat off you.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Listen, I just want to say thank you.
We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
To those who have lost the wondrous vision of childhood eyes,
What a c**t.
Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.
how great Lori's hair always looks.
This is Art Get it?
You owe me lobster money
I want to scare the shit out of somebody.
Okay. See you later.
I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.
We wait fucking ice cream
This is Wade Boggs' autographed bat.
What the hell?
That’s a weird fucking question
Look at the hair on my upper lip. That's man hair.
I have no designs on your girlfriend.
It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.
John, it's me. Can you hear me?
(MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare
I'm an asshole, I know that.