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Thank you. I'll be back.
Do you mind covering for me for a bit?
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)
Yeah, but I pushed it that way with my hand.
As you can see, my dance card is quite full.
and I remember seeing you on the Carson show.
All the time.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
That, even after four years, you can still surprise me.
MING: You break my wall! This my home long time.
Show us how, Flash.
everybody should suck your asshole, or something?
(GUESTS CHEERING)
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
F*** you thunder٫ You can suck my Dick
What the hell is this?
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
Come on. Give him a chance.
I was not a popular child.
Tom Brady could do that.
All right, Kareem!
I would never, ever, ever say no to him.
Name that movie.
Well hello there. Sorry if I’m interrupting any private girl talk about Channing Tatum’s index finger, but Lori, I need to see you in my office.
You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.
and something called, "This is Permanent."
Polly Joe
He was like a ragdoll.
Illumination!
cógeme duro
You know, Lori would hate me for saying this,
(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)
Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
(SIGHS)
Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori.
Got some shit to do today
Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
And you better never show your face around Quincy, you hear me?
Fuck you JAKE
Teddy!
TEDDY RUX FUCKING PIN
I'm sorry, little guy, but my bear isn't for sale.
Lauren, Charlene, Chantal, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista,
It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy.
Jesus H. Fuck!
Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.
Yes, you are, my little chipmunk.
I was gone before she woke up.
Super Mario bros Steven universe
Company's turning 20, huh?
He knows he screwed up huge
when you tell him Grandma died.
if you thought I was fucking retarded.
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
LORI: Oh!
Let's go!
I realize that. Good.
John.
That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
Great, we'll be right back. Come on, buddy.
and really slowly de-limbing you
I don't have to be at work for another 20 minutes.
(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)
No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John.
Yeah, it does. It doesn't work.
Do you have any clue? My fucking life just ended!
Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge!
Can we talk about this another time,
with the goal of restarting his film career.
What? Excuse me?
It's working for me.
Oh, uh. No.
(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)
Illumination. Illumination!
Illumination!
Good morning.
Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.
Don't talk shit to me.
Hey, Greenbaum!
Illumination!
I might be gay I don’t know…
Ted? Listen, I got to call you back.
Taking a cab. I'm going home.
Because in a month, my life could be your life.
You did everything you could.
Oh, God! Ah, what?
Jesus, Guy, you look like shit, man. What happened?
You asshole!
We sure did.
I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon...
That took guts. We need guts.
and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up
What That's what
Hang gm
It wasn't my fault for killing Johnny. But he's kind of dead or something.
Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground?
Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying
Don't tell me! I don't want to hear about it! Did you get it?
F**k!
Yeah, Bennett get lost.
I'm so sorry.
My mushing is not that bad…
and champagne.
Vice President Rodgers. Quarterback, NeW York Jets.
This is a rant on The Boys. This show is soooooo garbage! It's about these guys that go on shitty homophobic adventures together. My least favorite episode is Payback. I hope this show gets cancelled soon. If you like this show and you are watching this, opinions are handled.
Yeah.
I said it on the phone. I said julia Chloe?
What do you mean "girlfriends"?
What is what?
Huh?
Sir, and madam, here is your dessert
You and me have been together for 27 years.
Really? Really?
My name is Wan Ming.
Dave how dare you bring your teddy bear to say stupid tree with Kanye West you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Christmas Time Is Here
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear,
Sure.
When you don't look, you find
White trash name. Guess.
Hey, Ted.
(SINGING)
There is a shit on my floor!
Jesus H. Crist!
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WHEN YOU'RE WITH CHRIST
I love hide and seek. I'll hide.
There's supposed to be three registers open.
I'm taking you to the best place in town.
THE SAVE-UMS! REBOOT (2030) COMING SOON IN NETFLIX AND ON PEACOCK
God damn I’m gonna eat huy
Move, sucker!
I just come up here and I look at it.
he's not your only friend anymore.
Can I just get a Hug?
And if you're miserable and you hate it
Wow, cool.
Lori,
Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register?
She's your thunder buddy now.
John picked the perfect night to make a wish.
Teddy rux-fucking pin!
Yeah, I don't feel so good.
Look I’m not... Who, singlehandedly destroyed the Green-Eyed Man’s undersea labs?
For what?
Cars!
I love You Fergy!
Out of a Boston suburb
ted ted