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Teddy rux fucking pin!
You're right.
Oh, my God!
and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun?
I've been getting stoned too much. I know that.
Hi, Norah Jones.
Let's do some shots.
No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
(TED GRUNTING)
Thank you For creeping up my night
What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here.
What?
Baby, I don't know if this is going to work.
JOHN: Yeah.
Don't know her name. Seems cute.
ah mas dame duro ah ah
This movie sucks! The Boys and Johnny Test are a gazillion times better
Ah!
I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out.
Will do.
Tom Brady could do that!
Tom Brady could do that.
I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody.
"Gorilla Panic,"
He only hit on me once today, so, it's a good thing.
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years.
Barry! Snap the fuck out it and run!
(FLAPJACK OCTOPUS CRYING)
Welcome back, Ted.
What's the special on Tuesdays? Eggplant parm.
Out of control. He's such a sleaze.
Hola
(APPLAUSE)
but I'm really happy that you were.
(HONKING)
You my best friends
It doesn't sound very mellow.
Oh yeah oh yeah harder harder
Is it a hugging gun?
I know you will.
NARRATOR: Well, it wasn't long before the story of John's little miracle
Hey Yes?
I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face.
We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.
eleven, twelve, thirteen...
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Do I dare look a clock?
What? I'm acting like a cock?
I bet it's hilarious. Let me out of here!
If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word
Black Lives Matter singers; call the military international Color guard
Say that one more time.
(CHUCKLES)
You're not a very polite guest, are you?
and went on to become
What did I do?
You owe me lobster money.
Who are you?
if you keep wasting time with Ted.
well, that's just a bonus.
Baby, please ask Ted to move out
You’re My Best Friend John
(SOBBING) Why are you crying?
Jesus! Lori was right.
So bad, but so good.
(GROANS)
Okay, how do you remember it?
Even more than me.
You wanna play with the Sega genesis.
Had no intention to do
It’s not my fault she can’t speak English.
There she is. I was worried you weren't coming.
Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny?
so I'm always interested in meeting
Look at that one. WASP-y, white-guy fish.
Get out of here, Bennett!
boobs
Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa!
Fucking Becky? No.
Donny was arrested by Boston police
Right.
Illumination!
(Sobbing) Why Are You Crying
Who did this to us?
My Junk is squished by the TV.
Get him!
LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)
B B
Oh, fuck you!
(GRUNTING)
Just tell him you don't feel well.
I'll pick you up at 8:00.
I gotta be on my own, Ted. I can't see you anymore.
Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit.
Oh, God, that was so good!
Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to...
Yeah.
Steven and Mario are fighting in the hotel
CYDEEH WHEN HE SEES THE HAIR I JUST WANNA EFFIN BRUSH IT!
and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life.
Ted!
was sweeping the nation.
(WATER BUBBLING)
Hello?
They're worth, like, a million dollars.
Timmy tuts-fucking-spin!!
This was a nice evening.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Wow! (JOHN'S DAD CHUCKLES)
Thank you, Rex. Thank you.
We're going to die. We're all going to die.
more than anything in the world,
How was work?
Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff.
And unless you're too blind to notice,
It's Lance Armstrong's nut.
And don't worry, I'll do my very best
I think back to that Christmas morning and I wish I’d just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin. Say that again. Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Go away, Bennett! Bennett! Get lost right now, my friend!
I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that.
No! You can never cook with that hand again!
What's that?
(METAL SCRAPING)
You look dapper.
That’s a weird friggen question.
but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
They're not that bad.
The Save-Ums Movie! May 18 2029 Rated R
Oh, my God! You have to learn to cook left-handed.
That's a good one.
You know what my favorite thing about you is?
All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way.
@james64 i love that song and its so epic and awesome
You can put the ring in her ass Let her fart it out
And Jesus be with you... Okay.
comes what is, without a doubt, the most incredible story...
Lori, look, he's been my best friend since I was eight.
That's not how I remember it.
It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.
I am so fake-happy for her.
Where are you going?
And then, at 4:30, I texted the same person saying, "Thanks."