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Goodbye, Rex.
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Let him try it, man.
Don't ever lose her again.
Whoever this is, it's not a good time.
But, look, man, I do that with everybody at the office.
Yes! Fucking-A right!
Tonight he kept saying with the Tourettes guy with a J.D. Walker.
oh, and that's right, my boyfriend can't sleep through a thunderstorm
And I was so heartbroken.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
You know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers
Illumination! Yeah, Illumination!
Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal,
We work together, and that's it.
She enjoys my humor.
free bubblegum in the bathrooms?
AEIOU
My phone says I got a text at 10:55, asking to dump a carcass
Thunder buddies for life.
We want fucking ice cream
It was pretty bad. I have cool moves.
You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home.
(SINGING)
Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression
I would say that you made up some bullshit excuse
Sam Jones. Flash-fucking-Gordon is here.
Come here, you bastard.
Of course I do, Johnny.
I'm so sorry, Johnny.
she'll watch Bridget Jones- something-asshole.
Say Teddy Ruxpin one more time! I double dare you! Teddy... Rocks... goddamn... Chuck E. Cheese-looking... fucking.... son of a bitch... pin!
So I’m a little fucked up
That's a great story. I felt like I was there.
Squidward
I think back to that Christmas morning and I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin. Say that again. Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
So, that's something.
and by the united peoples of the planet Mongo,
You're hired.
It's a miracle.
who just has a tough time making friends.
Your name I said yes I said julia.
I saw Lori leaving the apartment with Rex.
You're going to be fine.
YOU TOOK PPP LOANS I GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Get lost nur
Do I dare look at the clock?
(LAUGHS) That's my buddy, Johnny.
Lori, get the stuffing. Get it all.
Can I please just explain? No.
Rex is fine.
(SIGHS)
What do I tell Thomas?
That took guts. We need guts I'm promoting you
Whoa, whoa, slow down. Where are you?
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Okay.
You know, you're a freaking snob.
I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends.
Okay. You make me happy.
You know what? Get out of here.
How stupid do you think I am?
Butdad Get over here
And that the word "acting" apparently
We said no such thing.
What?
(COUGHING)
F%@! Stop! F%@!
Do you promise we'll always be together?
Come on. We're going to the Hatch Shell.
Don't ruin it. No.
Was there a lot of them or something?
Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tami,
Humanity is no longer fulfilling its desires in this world. I wanted to be in America... Jesus, I miss America.
Can you call it?
Well, I'm not a hot, half-Muslim chick
Well, that's good to hear.
(SCREAMS)
Dakota... Sierra... Bambi... Crystal...
Oh, wait, I'm sorry.
It doesn't feel like four years, does it?
Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk
I wish I could thank for this great night.
No, it doesn't.
ALL: Go, go, go!
How are you doing, you fuzzy little asshole?
by a very special Justice of the Peace.
Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal,
Aw, congratulations, John.
(KIDS YELLING)
Illumination!
For real.
Thanks. Thanks so much.
(LAUGHS)
Well, you know, since I just returned
I feel like I could use one after seeing a guy almost die.
Yeah, I want to play a game.
Justin
(GIGGLES)
Yes, you are.
bro got beaten up by a teddy bear.
Sorry. Look, Johnny, I know you're pissed, all right?
Tafakari Babu
I think we're very far apart on this.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi.
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!
Kim’s new car after the hail storm
Happy playtime.
(LORI CLEARS THROAT)
I don't know. He just said he was in trouble.
Gonna cry Kid
Sorry. Sorry.
That won't affect your workplace chemistry, will it?
You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?
You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... (CHUCKLES)
What do you want to do? You want to play a game?
I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
Can I just get a hug?
You my best friend billy and Mandy and Jon
Yore Hired!
God, is it bad?
Don't fuck with me on this. I know this shit!
Come on. Take it easy.
Uh-huh. And if I don't get the job,
Do you give any shred of a shit?
There is a [bleep] on the floor!
at some fucking fancy shit place, whatever.
Let them in. Right. Okay. Exactly. Good.
É como dizem... Nunca está só se estiver com Cristo
This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
He's waiting down at Charlie's right now.
for that one, true friend that he could call his own.
You know Your never alone when your with Christ
FUCK YOU SHREK
No. I know this guy a long time. I've known him since 9/11.
So I'm a little fucked up