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Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!
I don't know. I dig chicks, man.
well mary-jane no matter how many cups of tea a day you drink to measure yourself out too you'll still gain weight anyway. now aren't you glad i gave viv that diet plan? very. after all her ammybloodyanasersia got the better of her and boy don't only i know it. and she's not the only one i spiked her tennis now she can't get the mump.
but they don't have a gong or nothing, so it's not too bad.
you've been a part of our family for quite some time.
that made him feel as if he finally had a friend
I will tell you. You got me?
making yourself look like a pussy.
You wished for my life back.
Teddy Rux-Fucking-Pin
Usicheke hadi Uonekane jino la mwisho
Fuck! Shit.
Ed thought I was ALF, and he kept muttering anti-Semitic comments.
Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny.
Taylor Lautner.
Have you ever considered selling the bear?
hhh hhhhhh
I got a shitty job, and I assure you, lam quite content.
The old... Yeah, yeah.
(SINGING)
What I think when Bryce tells me he works so much
Listen.
All right, this is one man to another.
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers
You're just like the Baby Jesus.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
And there he was, picking her up.
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man?
What?
that you haven't always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship.
(SIGHS)
Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the opportunity, Miss...
No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
I fucked her with a parsnip last week
Come on. She'll go home,
I don't have to. I'm a fucking hedgehog.
John, look, don't you think after four years
Still better than Katy Perry.
(COUGHS)
You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.
Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.
That's a great story I felt like I was there
Tigger, how dare you see Ted? You know that Ted is disgusting! That’s it! You’re grounded grounded grounded for 10 weeks!
Ch, my God, yes! Ch, my God, yes!
(THUNDER CRASHING)
you're going to make me choose some kind of loyalty to you
and the guy down at the store told me
(EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
They found the missing hikers.
17’-6”!
JOHN: There he is. Pull over.
TED: Take it easy.
JOHN: Shit!
Hey.
But I can give you love, and rocking horses,
Lori, you didn't mean that. No, no,no.
Johnny!
getting me down and things are tough,
That's your choice, John.
are we still going to smoke that pot?
and who do you think is with him? Sam Jones.
we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR.
I thought you were going to be funnier.
Screw this film kindergarten cop is a gazillion times better
eating potato salad off of Tami-Lynn's bare bottom.
YOU did it.
You can't get me Meilin Lee Cause you just Miriam's Farts
Go. Take Columbus to Herald and get on the expressway.
Fuck!
Is he all mine, Daddy?
I'm going to have sex with your girlfriend.
means that they are that bad.
Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
I'm coming.
Illumination!
A magical Christmas wish is amazing! Jesus went to the cross. You're making me miss out on snowy fields. So Christmas is a holiday! Merry Christmas, dude!
but you've got to believe me it wasn't all his fault.
What the fuck?
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm an elegant broad.
Are you going to do it?
Yeah. Me, too.
Oh shit 9/11 I gotta get high
Keemstar Dine-Stupid-Maddy!
Savannah, Kasey, Dolly, Kendra, Carla, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou.
Johnny, it's the truth, I'm telling you.
Oh yea! Austria can do no wrong!!!
With my top-of-the-pyramid Caucasian genes and your splash of
What's going on?
I got to go.
Hey, Ted. (EXCLAIMS)
Death to Ming!
All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-fucking-bear.
We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)
Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning
It begins in 1985. We're in a nice town just outside Boston! Dude, do you believe it? I miss Boston! Jesus, please help us travel to Boston!
Except an Apache helicopter.
Do I dare look at the clock?
Daddy punished me for it.
And, you know, I don't blame you.
All right, I love you.
I lost my job, my apartment and my life.
Come on. It's not that bad, okay?
I think you're being a little more fair to him.
Timmy tuts-fucking-pin!!
You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole,
JOHN: Fucking stop! Fuck!
Jesus, lam so sorry. I didn't see you. It was an accident.
I have tickets to Norah Jones at the Hatch Shell tonight
Oh, man!
Can I... Just give me the car keys.
Boom. That's me and Skerritt.
it was a huge misunderstanding,
Who's that over there?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the orchestra
Hey, how are you holding up?
I don't know if I can drive!
Ha-ha. No, just you homos.
I wonder who it's going to hit first.
I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend.
Yes.
Tourettes Guy, Tourettes Guy, Going! Going!
You're not giving anything a chance
I just wanted John and I to be friends.
And I do love her, Ted.
and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
that one boy in every neighborhood
If you think that by making shit like that up
the first item on our agenda is,
(SIGHS) Look, John loves you very much,
Okay, here's a test to see how much you actually care about me.
This is a rant on The Boys. This show is so- God dammit, whoever you are. You just ranted on the boys. You should know by now that this show is not homophobic.
that took guts we need guts
You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand?
Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett.
and I would love it if you would go with me.
I'm going to rattle off some names
You're just like the baby jesus
But will you take care of me forever and ever?
It's easy.
Fuck!
You know you're never alone When you're with Christ
I love the boys and it's so epic and awesome
You owe me lobster money.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, my God!
There is...
(LAUGHING)
Look, we're very interested in the bear.
And you can call me any time, okay?
Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?
Hey, Greenbaum!
Plus, you are a huge catch.
I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.
Oh, yeah, that was a weird interview.
There we go.
Ming?
God damn it! I'm here on business!
It's unwatchable.
Hey, wanna go out.
Howard how old are you bring the Michelin Man into our house you're grounded No TV no fortnite no Minecraft no South Park
Illumination!
Hey, squirt, how you doing? Where's your bunny rabbit?
That's great. That is great.
I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car
Polly Joe
and when I hit it, fucking buzz it.
Daddy!
This is a rant on Season 3 of the Boys. What is this?! This season needs to suck! So extremely homophobic, Insanely disgusting! I never wanna watch this season! Season 1, season 2, and season 4 are much better.
Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place?
Back off, Susan Boyle!
Legit Legit