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All day, every day. Just awful.
"Thunder buddies for life," remember?
Oh, Jesus!
(SNARLS)
But, Lori, I need to see you in my office.
Why The Fuck Would He Say That
Let's sing the thundersong. All right.
yes, the boys is homophobic. you'd know this if you ACTUALLY WATCHED IT (especially s3e1) and didnt just watch clips
Could legitimately say this tonight
Oh, shit!
I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry,
I don't know. Where is he?
You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court.
and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.
See, that's why I watch these things.
a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
Doing so much more
We gotta get you a job.
Look, I know it sucks, okay?
You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Hey, wanna go out? No.
Marilyn? No.
Shit! Yes!
It has been said that magic vanished from our world
Encesta Kareem!... Que idiota Kareem...
It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?
No, I didn't get it! Tell me when you get it!
that changed his life forever.
I'm trying to walk a line, here.
(SIGHS)
Oh, my God!
No peeking, now, or you'll get kid cancer.
if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.
(YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
Look, I was...
Thanks for coming by.
Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.
What's the matter? Is he okay?
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Are you out here all alone?
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Let's all be best friends.
(GASPS) Ooh!
and that kid who I think is his son,
So, where is donald Trump today?
Well, I am a former celebrity in a minimum wage job.
just to make your girlfriend happier...
Johnny, I'm frightened.
To step up and change such a huge part of your life
Illumination!
He's very, very special to me.
(CHEERING)
Christmas Day brought a very special new arrival.
Holy shit! What?
You're mine, Ted!
Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!
I need.
I love my sixpence Better than my life
Yeah. What do you mean? Anybody can come.
Like One Of Those Gay Beat-Up Clubs Or Something
Up the dog's ass, right?
I really don't care, as long as we're together.
so I know what you're going through.
ILLUMINATION
Hello, Teddy.
Okay, get ready.
I don't understand.
You know, there's an Asian family living next door
(SCREAMS)
Is it okay if I kick your boss's ass?
(CHUCKLES)
I don't want to work at a grocery store.
That's a great story I felt like I was there
"What's going on with Lori?"
I got you, motherfucker.
Yeah, whatever. Thanks for 9/11.
Uh...
My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.
Sam Jones is here, and, John,
Don't worry about that, because I don't swallow.
He talks!
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
I need the police right away.
You’re full of shit. Oh yeah!
So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me.
submitted here is the story of a little boy
Yeah. What happened?
Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night.
Of course. Jews are welcome.
Me uh... And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastic cyborgs?
Finally
Oh, thank you. Thanks.
Hug me and billy and Mandy And the Simpsons and max and ruby
I've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
I think I need to clear the air here a little.
You just worry about your own "snatch." How about that, honey?
How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
Try and be a little more responsible tomorrow.
Adam Sandier plays a guy and his sister, and it's just awful.
Ow damn Leeland stop spanking my ass!
Encesta Kareem!!! Que idiota Kareem...
It works out so much better for you
I know.. Im a little fucked up
Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am.
This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett,
It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.
and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so...
Plus, a hooker took a shit in our apartment.
when you and I are getting fucked up
Lori, what...
John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now.
Jesus, you look fantastic.
Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole?
MAN: asshole!
Fuck you, Rick! You can suck my dick
(COUGHS)
What is what?
when Boston children gather together
You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing.
I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.
What, like anal?
Is that cannibalism?
You son of a bitch!
You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was.
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up
This place is a wreck. Who are these girls?
John! May I speak with you, please?
Now my phone fell under the seat somewhere.
You know I love you.
He'll save every one of us!
How you doing? Good to meet you.
GUY: You guys have been going out for four years?
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
Lori, please, I love you.
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints.
No Mexicans, though.
Ted,
I guess I didn't think about that.
who sold 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Our life. And he can't.
So I’m alittle ducked
You pay for wall!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(COUGHING)
He taught us right from wrong, good from evil.
You don't think she's going to be
Illumination! Illumination!
You know something? I didn't tie you up and drag you to that party.
(ALL CHEERING)
Pee
Uh...
the lady that can snatch him up.
You re my best fiends
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.