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Not right now.
We've been rat-free since 1976.
What’s a zj? If you have to ask, big man, you can’t afford it
Feel that pulling you down? That's the yeast, baby.
We always waste so much time arguing about names.
Most urgent.
We been training for an entire year, lost our jobs and our family...
No, I didn't! No, I did this! No, I didn't! No, I didn't!
Will you shut the hell up? Shut up.
We already kicked their asses in WW2.
...and guess what I found? A rat fetus inside.
You kidding me? She's hot as hell.
-Oh, yeah, that is true. That is a true thing. -How do they get good?
I am so sorry, but this package comes all the way from America, ja...
God damn draft kings!
...by my father on his deathbed.
Oh, yeah. Something like that.
I was hoping you guys could call me Prince, in honor of him.
Did you know he had kids?
How about this? How about that? How about:
Back up Antonio! My Dick!
I got over it.
Yeah, the shit-stabbers like you.
She farted an entire plum.
We're here to honor our grandfather, Johan von Wolfhausen.
Obviously there's a translation problem here.
This is not a democracy.
No, there's five ATMs.
DOUBLE OR NOTHING
They brew 10,000 bottles of beer a day.
He's the best.
What's wrong?
So you are the progeny of Johan.
Make fast! Make very fast!
Bobcat right now
Or should I say our brewery?
I did my three years up at the county pen.
The name's Landfill.
You’re fucked
-Guards. -Wait, wait!
Steve feelin himself
So, what you're saying is, when the bubble comes...
Yeah.
Watch out. Okay, here comes the bubble. Get ready.
Hey, Beer Pong!
This air bubble shoots around the heel...
Hey! Don't do that!
-I wanna put my dick in it. -I want it to put its dick in me.
Quit squirming!
Without you, I got nothing.
Ham.
They are also taught to relax the muscles of the throat.
Wasn’t the handle
-English. -Drunken recall.
Go back and get a BJ from your great-grandma, on me.
Das Boot! Das Boot! Das Boot!
I'm sorry.
Take a good look...
YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL
People, listen up. Use your thumbs.
Looking good down there.
Oh, my God. Phil. Phil, honey.
...we are not so different, you and I.
Drink. You're rowing on the wrong side.
...with a beautiful young Bavarian whore.
...fuss is about.
What a great morning.
What is it, Grandpapa?
He'd down a beer ball with every meal.
Prosit.
1 and 0. Let’s Go! Suck It, Tom! JK Good Game! But Still, Suck it!
That's right. Good.
Oh, boy.
Hey, Landfill, where are you, buddy?
Yeah! Let them compete!
Strawberry?
Don't go there. You do not sully a yarmulke, you goyim schmendrik miskayt.
You couldn't even do one boot. You can barely stand!
-One, two, three. -Go.
It was zee greatest bet In all zee verld
We have a little saying here in New England...
Damn, that's nasty. The old country must have been fucked up.
JD in Ireland Have a fun trip
...in cash.
We're gonna drink beer. And a lot of it.
It wasn’t the handle
Goddamn Snow!!
Big deal Suitcase full of Monopoly money?
Rene Happy Birthday
-I got it published. -Where?
It was the greatest film in all the world
Why don't you pick your best two? Because you just opened up a can of corn.
I’ll show you how to drive a boat, motherfucker. Fuckin’ man-cow.
That's lots of nice-looking manhood.
A direct-draw beer dispenser.
Johan?
Spin it.
They’re not that drunk!
I knew it the whole time
Great Gam Gam.
Lick them clean. Yes!
-Hey, smart coat. -Oh, thank you. It's rayon.
I'm damaged goods.
I just need some time.
But we already have the recipe.
You got nothing. Bring it.
DISQUALIFICATION
Why not? For shits and giggle.
-God, you're looking good. -Thanks, Barry.
Someone's chewing my leg!
You see them blokes in the knickers?
Tiger, what happened to you?
Hey, guys, where are we?
It is good, it is good.
Or what about Brauheist 2006?
But...
. .
Goddamn 311
If this is the recipe, this used to be Germany's greatest beer.