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Me, l--
And how is Herr Schniedelwichsen?
U.S.A., zero.
So shut the fuck up.
Hey, Walker You can credit card my GF anytime
I've been shitting pancakes ever since.
God damn Draft Kings!
Lick them clean, Daddy.
You ready, du kleiner Hosenscheißer?
Oh, no autographs, kids.
if drinkin is wrong........I dont want to be right
Yeah, maybe a little bit. I think we just won the--
You care for a dance?
Back the fuck up, Antonio!
Feel that blocking your memories? That's the trauma, Baby!
You two are the rightful heirs to the von Wolfhausen brewery.
"If you don't quit masturbating, you'll go blind."
Back the fuck up, Antonio
I came up with Operation Recipe Retrieve, and that's the name!
Don't say anything to Great Gam Gam about the competition.
If anybody here isn't up to it...
If you can't do it for your grandfather or your country or your dead friend...
Line Chug. Germany versus U.S.A.
If we find ourselves in a boot challenge, we can beat these guys.
-Who's the hippo? -Phil Krundel.
What?
don't shoot the messenger
It's never been the same.
Great Gam Gam.
I promise--
Where are the Africans? Can the Africans come help me? Jesus!
Hey.
Local weather girls
Good, good, good.
Looking good Down there
Hooker. Prostitute. Slut for money
Goddamn sidearm!!!!
We're putting a team together.
Hello, guvnor!
No, no. Hey, ump. Do something, ump.
So it's $ 10 for a BJ, $ 12 for an HJ, $ 15 for a ZJ.
...and they shoved a Ping-Pong paddle up my ass.
What’s a Z-Pack?
every email from dow...
Battle stations.
What's he gonna do, check my urine?
It's amazing!
Drink up, Hansel!
Hey, what the hell?
Take the bet you fuckin pussy
Not to mention all the beer you could drink, right?
-Looks like it's German. -Aren't you guys German?
-Nice bottle. -Hey, Landfill.
He was a real brainiac, that nerd.
Drinking and dancing at the same time. That's what's making it tough.
Eat that tomato in one bite, asshole.
I’m Kevin’s twin brother Devin
I don't play Pong anymore.
Enjoy. Let's-- Come on, let's have some polka, all right?
If Germany wins, they are the champions!
i remember *MY* first redpill
You get a few points on the board and you become the Dirty Harry.
Or else what?
Germans?
I hate you, Roberts!
I'm better when I'm drunk
So you really were a whore?
Unbelievable!
No, no, no. You'd be training with us over the next year.
Say hello to the family whore.
Cherry?
It's frustrating.
Are we drafting or not?!?!
Mein boys. Oh, willkommen.
Now, Fink, they've got this thing called The Boot.
Hold. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold the phones.
Come here.
I accidentally walked into a wall. Yeah, the Berlin Wall.
Good Night Popo
Hey Barry, You can pork my wife any time
Oh, that's right.
Germany, the winner!
Studied everything about everything. Including beer.
I drink 45 beers off the assembly line and I’m the asshole
Okay. Let's see it.
Your Grandfather Was A Thieving Bastard Stable Boy
It's... okay
We gotta go back and get it.
Das Boot!
Twenty meters!
Okay, come back in, do it again.
Time to scheiße on our--
Six dollars to touch it while I touch your toe--
Doesn’t everybody?
Schwarzemaiden to Iron Eagle. Come in, Iron Eagle.
-We should see if they got crab cakes left. -Oh, great idea.
Get bent, umlaut. We're gonna sell the shit out of this beer.
2020
What? Barry!
-You know we should have played them. -I wasn't about to give them that recipe.
Hasta la vista, messenger boy.
...and you sing us that bloody jingo jango?
Bobcat Mott, Bobcat Mott!!
Love you.
Yeah, I understand.
The team, the beer, the restaurant. All of it.
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Goddamn Order Summary Service!!!
I don't know what I would do if somebody shoved a paddle handle up my ass.
-Get away from me. -All right.
Please, Opy, we can do this.
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
Do you want a tip with that?
Hey, boys, why don't you let us put a nipple on that for you?
How about our worst two, right? Hammacher! Schlemmer!
Then stroke it. Stroke it. Stroke it hard.
Типичные бабки в 5 часов утра в маршрутках
New Ford, you’re twice the man as Old Ford
Now, this is the party I was hoping to find.