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¶ Heaven ¶
Eh... Normandy beach.
¶ I'm in heaven ¶
What? I'm just sayin'.
Rats!
LISA: ...zero in the Buddhist calendar,
I'd like to talk about someone who should be in Heaven:
¶ And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak... ¶
I can hear you.
I'd recommend getting rid of.
So, a lot of them, yes.
The trick is I'm secretly clinically depressed.
Kids, there's only one way into Heaven.
but when a fish knife needs to be placed just so,
We will open Heaven to the deserving atheists.
Not bad.
Great idea. I decree that all with good souls are welcome
Whee! Over.
Please, somebody, think of the elephants!
¶ I want less, I want less ¶
And my sales pitch strongly implied that wouldn't happen.
Neddy, you're coloring inside the lines.
Well, you know, Lord, if you want more people here,
(groans) American fool. They'll see right through you.
(cool jazz music playing)
¶ He loved religion. ¶
We're U.S. paratroops.
(deep voice): You're wasting your lives, man.
¶ Le jour de gloire est arrivé ¶