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- Who is it? - It's the cable guy.
Atleanteans Atlanteans everywhere...
My brother thought it might help you.
- You haven't called Robin? - No. I'm giving her her space.
Yes it is It is to me
If you get a new wife, do you get to have sex with her?
Goddamit Valasquez... You stupid son of a bitch!!!
I've said too much
When your getting of the plane and the guy in front of you wont stop bumping you with his bag
Only every five seconds. Frankly I'm sick of hearing it!
Stand up and cheer for your section's knight.
You looked at Ray and said, "I want him to be my boyfriend...
- Woman. - Man?
You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren’t paying?
I... I don't hate you.
Down! Down! Down! Warriors are going DOWN!
Yeah. I was going to the bed-and-bath place. Now it's closed.
Dry land is not a myth I've seen it
Nobody loves ya
Cream his pants...
Tit?
Rick Legatos, please.
That's the spirit. Let's give them a show!
- She's having fun. You should too. - Maybe you're right.
Weeeeeird
- Just install my cable, please. - Suit yourself.
You're a nice guy, but I just don't have time for a new friend
That was hot up there.
Really? That's sweet.
Not a drip
I was getting so used to rejection. I really liked her.
I guess you wanna share with me, So, what have been doing? Do you know what time it is? Dad, It's only the first time. You love me, I love you lots.
- What's with the cut cord? - That's for effect. Until tomorrow.
Friggin Valasquez.... You stupid son of a bitch!
Smite him!
Are you all right?
I’m healthy as a horse. Not a drip.
You cad.
We're really bopping!
SEAN DURING THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
Fine.
THINGS THAT BOUNCE IS A MYTH
Excuse me. What's the story with our chicken?
Check it.
Everything was going so well.
- I certainly hope so. - Will she scratch up your back?
Don't tell her. I'll help you get her back.
They call me the pumper. I'll be your friend.
Chiefs going down
9562647160 Nobody loves ya
And those hair plugs...
I hope they fry this bastard
We'll all go out together and have a Heineken. - Yeah!
This Is Going To Be The Best Damn Karaoke Jam Ever.
Look at the pretty boy!
.
...I noticed you were previously wired at 1268 and a half Chestnut.
You know... Give each other space.
It's like working for Mr. Magoo. If only someone would dump him.
That about does it. My work is done.
I guess you have a secret admirer.
Pick a word.
Did you hear that?
- What a night. Just what I needed. - I'll tell you something.
Oh shit
Down, down, down. 7th grade going down
I got you the big-screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine...
اوه لعنتی
Come on, baby.
Chip, over here!
- Is it a man named Steven? - I can't say.
Anyway, the cable company in town fired a guy six months ago...
You guys own Pfizer stock too? Weird
Let's break the cherry on that karaoke machine.
THE HANGOVERS ARE REMARKABLY MILD.
All she had to do was say no. She didn't have to kick me out.
This has nothing to do with you as a person-