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Good luck to you!
No, but I give all the knights free cable.
Oh, is your pussy broken? Cool story.
I love DraftKings
Really? So you called me.
My lisp is gone!
Daddy can play rough!
What do you mean, buy what? The women.
He did it!
Don't do this. You just need help. We all get lonely.
You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
- The moment of truth... - Jacob Sweet has been found...
We're having ourselves quite a little game of phone tag here.
She's no longer with us.
Let's see what you got, White Shadow.
So he starts talking about calling somebody else to do it.
Promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Mexico, ok? They just don't have the regulations
Ok... I'll be home later.
- You are in a high-voltage area. - What's that?
We're having ourselves quite a game of phone tag here.
Okay. I crossed the line....sorry.
Ed knight going down...down down down
I'm not thirsty anymore.
- Don't do that. - I'm here for you!
Jesus Michael mounting his legal defense
You guys own Pfizer stock too? Weird
Goodbye, Jim.
The password is...
We are live. The jury is seated and the verdict...
The password is...
What is your-?
Whatever you say, Chip!
- Steven! - I'm coming!
Women love Sleepless in Seattle. It's on HBO this month.
Going down, down, down! Malorian going down!
- He's a lunatic and a felon. - Everybody just relax.
- Cable guy! - Don't leave!
How about this?
Wait!
This isn't Star Trek.
God bless you. You're too good to me.
What are you trying to prove?
who cometh with thee to celebrate king william's birthday? Saturday, sept 16 @ 5pm
Jesus Michael mounting his legal defensr
Most people never take the time to understand how the cable works.
I forgive you
Life wasn't sweet after their program was canceled.
No sweat off my........
- I know it's you. - Sorry. Where was I?
Silence of the Lambs.
Don't sit so close to that thing. It's going to rot your brain.
Happy Thanksgiving
When CHEWBERTO420 has the client hanging about!
Sam turned to petty larceny...
We met a week ago, but I feel I've always known him.
I didn't order that.
- I don't know. - What's going on? Are you on pot?
Don't you understand, Steven?
Funny...how you call when you NEED something
No sweat off my sack.
now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie bruegabarges.
Going Down, down, down! Pittsburgh's going Down!
I saw someone. He looked Asian.
This is Medieval Times!
- Crybaby. - I love you.
Dry land is not a myth! I've seen it!
Wake up little snoozy... Smell the smelling salt
Come on down! Are you waiting for an invitation?
Jefferson Airplane performed this song in Gimme Shelter...
We're not officially back together. And you said time apart is good.
- Good evening, sir. - Hey, Stretch.
I don't listen to you. I pretend to understand.
OcIg 6 M
- Hi. Is there a problem? - My cable's out.
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Jokes on you. Let's get a Heineken!
"Going Down, Down Down... Red Knight's Going Down."
You've been working hard. Take a break.
That's why Mommy is going to happy hour.
You're a nice guy, but I just don't have time for a new friend.
LoL
The old McNair place.
- Chip Douglas, you're on my team. - No way.
Brace yourself.
...to resolve a grievance.
15 minutes my ass!
- I moved a few things, okay? - Yeah, I guess.
Are you prepared for a night of feasting and sport...
What's your job like?
- Wait! - Cable guy!
Hey Rick! I’ve never made a slam dunk before. Thanks for the boost
Now I'll have to work extra hard not to screw things up again.
- Hello? - We could have been blood brothers.
Yes! Yes!
- What do you do? - Can we talk in the other room?
- It didn't have to be this way. - What are you planning to do?
What’s up? I’m worried about Steven
I'll see if I can track him down. What was his name?
Malcolm. Malcolm.
Chip! Chip.
Get your swim trunks on You'll be channel surfing in no time