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You know, you all, you don't believe in nothing.
I, on the other hand, am an overweight barber from West Africa...
He needs little spots all around. Look at him!
Kaylee. You wanna go to easy A/C. Or, the pink plumber. Or, edru skate-a-rama or, happy's pizza or, belle tire!
Listen up.
Give it to me. Let me.
Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, get.
I just don't understand why someone would drive into the store like that.
Hey, Billy, take it down.
who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out.
Get the goddamn chain! Come on, man!
Must be crazy, Mr. Wallace.
when I close the shop tonight...
Oh, I think I got it.
When you get that job... - Come on, Calvin, don't do me like that.
And you better have my money.
and what does carmen warr do? bam shop yes bring it bam bam tits click click yes admitted it click click yes bam bam cch.
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
And I want nobody in here to drink it.
At work like...
What's going on up in there? - Nothing.
Scout will be here!
If it's a studio, fine.
Come on man. We found that!
Who drank my goddamn apple juice?
Tadd's Ribs are Delicious Better than Black People
The fight must go on.
Got that little boy looking like a leopard.
I'm all right. - You sure?
Is this chair free?
Martin Luther King Jr Was a HOE!!
What's up, dog? - It's the last place I'm gonna be for life.
It's because of him.
I messed up bad.
I'm telling you, they got about $15,000 or $20,000 in that ATM.
They know?
Little off the top, long in back, slope to the left like Gumby.
Some discipline. - Whatever.
Dinka, boma ye!
it's not gonna happen.
And I'll get the paperwork to you next week.
Knock that white boy's ass out
You forgot something. - That's not mine.
I'm gonna have me a business. I'm opening up a shop.
Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car?
Hey, man, I shouldn't have disrespected you like that, in front of everybody.
Who the hell is Rosa Parks? - Who's Rosa Parks?
I had to do something to get the monkey off our back. That's what I did.
Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this.
And orange extract. The extra foam in a separate cup.
If you done messed up this room... - Ain't nobody messed up your room.
Got him looking like 101 DaImatians.
You serious?
Did you see me drink it? -I don't care.
See how you like it when the cops come.
Which way is that?
You're so sorry.
No, man, you keep it!
Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car!
Why don't you look under the bed? Go ahead.
and then we got to get us out of it?
Pakistan, yakistan, you-back-istan. I don't care where he's from.
I messed up, Eddie.
Martin Luther King Jr Was a HOE!!
You agree with everything Terri say.
I might even take over this shop if Calvin don't give it to his son.
Here's a little something extra for Johnnie's shoe fund. Take care.
Okay.
Call the cops, then. - You better...
You ever had this chicken?
He comes from a broken home. He don't even know his mama.
They're my mama's socks, man.
Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna pull over.
when Walter Payton came in here...
We're gonna be closing up the shop today.
You know. Mean, too.
Simmons, Fred. - These dudes are fine.
Turn their heads....
and, you know, I crept up outta there.
You expect me to pay you double by 7:00?
do I look like I'm thinking about somebody else?
You can't touch me.
Here. ls that what you want?
And I must admit I like it.
Don't worry, I'll get back at you. Let me get him squared away.
I'm blacker than you, and in your best day, you could never be me.
Your daddy may not have had a whole lot of money...
I'm sorry.
Open the door.
who stole my ATM will not get any money out of it.
Monk!
Like I was saying, that...
What you talking about? I ain't going let a fool roll over me.
Case closed.
Okay? Now, with just a splash...
You got it? - Yeah.
And the card...
Calvin!
Who drank my goddamn apple juice?!
Yo, Lamar.
I'm talking to you, dog!
'Cause I said so. I mean, think about it.
Just give us the money.
You can't just walk past me like you don't see me.
You the only one standing here, right?
Thought you had a Negro membership card?
You got the black girlfriend, the ride, and I'm a sell-out?
This is your shop, man. Your family built this shop.
Who ate my potato chips... Dont take shit from my desk