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First get your shop open. Then start the rumors.
He believed and understood...
You know this neighborhood. It's getting worse every day.
How did you do this for 40 years?
College boy.
The Viagra ain't working for you?
Who drank my goddamn St. Ides Yo Lisa, stop cussin, this ain't Def Comedy Jam or Kings of Comedy
To me it sound like you got a little haterism in your game.
Go home! Just go home. It's over.
Thank you.
What you mean? - I don't want it. You keep it.
It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo.
Don't touch my apple juice, or there will be repercussions.
Player, you lock your door? - Yeah, I ain't stupid. Come on.
It's gonna be called The Barbershop. I'll keep that same theme going.
vexes me, to be honest.
not to put no cash machine in his store...
Her act led to the movement and everything...
Just right around the corner.
I'm on this convenience store thing, so somebody's getting locked up.
That's Monday to Saturday, except Sunday, when we're closed.
Let's give it up. Come on.
No. - All of them, baby.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Red Lobster is the IHOP of shellfish. That is not upscale.
and you don't even have the $20,000 I gave you this morning?
What you wanna do?
I Wanna Watch My Braceface
DVDs, CDs.
Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson...
Get your ass here. Leave the boys alone! Sit your old ass down!
Stop playing.
Bring your ass back over here! - Lucky I ain't got my Jordans on!
No, hey, Rick! No, man!
That's double.
All right, man?
Oh, no. Hey. I'll go get the Band-Aid.
Hey, hold up... - Why'd you touch my apple juice?
Why not?
Look at Biggie, Heavy D.
Well, you gonna have to tell them.
What color is it?
I'll whup into you like that, boy.
But when you're at the barbershop, you keep your mouth shut.
Yeah, man, I wanted to get braided, but you know Terri, she be tripping.
Thug nasty nasty Thug
I'm cool, man. - Forget you.
and frustrated...
You gotta pay me. - Pay you?
Brian who?
They ain't going to be no hateration, or holleration in this dancery!!!
talk about this?
Thanks.
It's cool.
You better not never let Sylvia Limon hear you talk like that.
Fred, do not get this fool started on Martin Luther King!
To make that paper, you see what I'm saying?
I got that plate number.
What you mean, nothing? What the hell is that smell?
I thought you said go. - I did not say go!
Bless her.
Watch it, Jimmy. - You a hater.
Yo, Cal.
Help me!
That's cool. Just take it down.
What's up?
I said I didn't have to see you drink it... - Oh, shit.
Your what? What you say?
All I know is, he can pack and stand his ass on that corner all he want to.
You know you wrong, keep on walking.
Can't get it up?
What you laughing at? - Don't hate on me 'cause you a sellout.
No! No! No!
What's wrong? Why didn't you answer the door? You knew it was me!
That boy ain't doing nothing but infomercials for bad credit.
Janelle called me and said that she saw Lester Wallace in here.
is gonna yield a 40-inch ass.
I mean, why you want to play him like that?
Why are your keys Jingling out there? Come in this room and see what happens.
That's all right!
Nope.
And now you.
Her husband caught her in a prime hoochie-koochie with another man!
Worth saving?
Jimmy, what are you doing?
What the hell is this?
There's three things that black people need to tell the truth about.
Man, we ain't even supposed to be in here.
No, Calvin, you keep that, man. I know you need it.
You sold the shop? - You don't own the shop no more?
how the white man got his foot on your neck.
Everybody up in here knows this.
and it's a five-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath...
use a shoehorn ot get them on
One, Rodney King should have got his ass beat...
what it said, it was pretty, too.
I'll do you next.
Anyway, I do find it amusing that the people...
We'll take you inside and get your information.
it got two shells wrapped around it, just like a clam.
Why you come over here, dog?
It was a whole lot of black folk sat down on buses...
Fire Dusty…
You know what? He need to hear this. You sit down.
I had this opportunity to get this Job last month.
Okay. - No.
And, if it doesn't work out, you know, you can always just go work for my uncle.