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I'm gonna give her just due for what she did.
Don't oh me! Jimmy, I knew it was you! That's why I spit in it.
Who drank my Apple juice
This ain't Malcolm Brown car? - This ain't no Malcolm Brown.
I'm sick of this! - You want some of this?
I ain't do nothing!
Damn!
I'll support you. You know that.
You got some nerve bringing your ass back around here.
I'm going to back you up on that, 'cause he was on the bus back in the day.
scampis and shrimps and scallops and shit.
if you can't make the payments...
Get on!
I sat on a bus and got thrown in Jail, and ain't hear from nobody in a whole week.
I'm sorry.
What's my mama's code?
Isn't there another lizzie McGuire's feet. He's just a fat guy eating some lunchables pizza!
Damn. Well, my bad.
This. Us. This game.
Come to Daddy!
Let's kill all this applause, now, because we all know...
I want a grande, triple non-fat, half-decaf...
Understand?
Give it up! - Now you're talking!
You all right? - Yeah. Okay, I got it now.
I'm being real nice right now.
Everybody here would love to get a handout.
Now, me, myself personally...
Al Jolson in a FUBU hat. Blackface for the new millennium.
I heard they circumcise women, too. - How you gonna do that?
I just realized today that this was something worth saving.
This shop had very little debt until...
Williams, can I talk to you? That shit ain't necessary!
I told you I used to work here, player. - That's used to, J.D.
Grandma.
It look like Malcolm Brown car.
Don't make me run these clippers up your ass.
PASTOR MIKE
Brother!
Let's go. Come on.
So, prove it.
Later, Calvin. - All right.
You guys are not hearing me.
And then, with a straight face...
How I feel about my goddamn ice cream
Get them dogs out of here. - You like dogs.
You know what?
Close the door, dog!
That's right. You know what? I'm gonna make sure that he get his.
Good night.
This is who I am.
And you wanna know why? - Why?
And whether you like it or not, I'm gonna be like this tomorrow.
Why you ain't tell us?
but I can't sell my shop to you.
Answered, done deal. Come on, let me buy you some apple juice.
You wait till I throw out my gun, and tell me we going to see Lester?
Yeah. Yo, I got to go, man.
Don't worry about it.
I don't care! - Hey, dog, whup her ass.
A little? Man, every time you go home, I think I'm in a drive-by.
So, I guess you can invest in that studio now.
Ricky, fat ass, and guess where I'm at.
- Man, what kind of car is it? - Toyota Camry.
See, now that's upscale.
''JAMES HOW HAS IT BEEN GOING''?. ''LIKE THIS''!
Eddie, can I talk to you, man? Eddie?
Thug Nasty Nasty Thug
"Do not drink me."
How you think Captain Kirk got all that booty?
Pimp! Player!
Don't ignore me.
Come on.
We've already given you a small-business loan...
You can't just walk past me like that. What, you Magic Juan or something?
I still don't understand.
What's that? You got a Rolex or a platinum chain?
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, that...
You think it'd be all right if I come through there and talk to you?
Don't, shh me.
- Man, what kid of car is it? - Toyota Camry.
it's closing for good.
Hello?
You know what? I don't need the world.
How I be talking to Friday once the weekend finally arrives.
It got a chrome rocker panel?
Terri, you all right?
Who ate my sour patch kids?
Shame, you put a patch on the boy's head.
Say, Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug.
J.D.!
Okay.
Those machines are worth more than the money in them.
Hey, yo, brother! - Get out!
So give me an example. I mean, break it down.
Hook me up.
No, I'm afraid it is.
Congratulations on your new Job, man.