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No.
You know, this ain't nothing but healthy conversation. That's all.
Ricky's been keeping his nose clean ever since he's been working here.
Go on, get out of the room there, girl!
You're welcome, my beautiful black sister.
J.D.
Eddie, what you doing, man?
Billy!
Don't you mean seniority?
The mathematics is correct, right? - That's good, right?
Hey, Grandma.
Ain't that right?
He ain't going to cause no problem around here.
Black people supposed to be getting some money called reparations.
She can't breathe without it. Let us through.
Drink to that, baby.
Max and Ruby (2001)
Come on, Mr. Wallace.
I did not, I did not keep moving.
No warning? That's it?
Calvin went out on a limb for you with this Job, man.
That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up.
Kay, stop getting into stuff!
You better not never let Sylvia Limon hear you talking like that.
Would you please back up?
What the hell did he just say? - He said in Africa, fat people got loot.
Billy, stop this car, man!
Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man. I'm going to go get that for you.
Come on. We're about to get paid, baby!
And I lined him up in this chair...
No, India. PunJab State. Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though.
I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity.
Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam.
I'm taIking about that smash-and-grab with that ATM the other night.
Lady, I don't care what it look like! It's my car.
Mr. Wallace!
So, got some good news for me? - No.
Gave them the opportunity to be somebody!
See, I was next. - No, I was here earlier.
Before you know it, everybody'll be walking around with a patch in their head.
So Play Nice
Baby cuz I'm a THUG!
Small possibility.
You finish that up. Put that on there. Put that on the side over there.
Clap them. Stomp them!
No, I don't understand.
Oh, my boo.
I'll have to spoon it on myself because y'all never get it right.
But your father, he believed in something, Cal.
That's exactly where you started.
Yes, this is true
Put that towel on his face.
pay rent whenever they wanted to, and we're in debt because of that.
Mind your business.
Come on. I got some time. Come on, real quick.
I got an announcement to make.
I wanna watch my piglet and kill bill volume 7 and hit your head on Cody maverick.
Apparently, neither can lndian folks. Give me! Move!
$5!
I'm Crazy Howard.
I probably won't ever even go to school, but I'm gonna do something with my life.
Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest.
you get this one half off. - Don't come back, man.
What are you singing at?
by a man named Pablo Neruda.
Baby, you have no idea how proud I am of you.
or care.
You know you kept moving. - What're you talking about?
Go on!
Now you're using your head.
And I damn sure wouldn't be out here freezing my balls off.
Get out of here, man. - You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man.
$20,000, that's your buyout.
You know what? You're right.
Ain't nothing to see here.
On the subJect of the money I gave you this morning...
Like them stolen car parts over there.
Bring that nothing on. Come on.
That's Sweetness all right.
All right.
What? - Billy!
Hold tight.
This is a whole new venture for us, baby.
Recording studio? Have you forgotten?
In my day, a barber was a counselor.
Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred.
Jews didn't get money, the Holocaust survivors got the money.
Yeah, it came out your.... It dropped out your locker.
I can't put that on my lot, man. I got a reputation to think about.
Look, we had welfare and affirmative action.
'Cause there is no money in it. It is brand new.
No, I'm afraid it isn't.
Shut Your Mouth You SmartyBoy NoBody Likes You
I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant.
I'm going to get some 25s.
Philly Sub be like....
and you said she... - Ho!
Damn!
You almost electrocuted yourself this morning.
than black people, Isaac can own a black barbershop.
When Chris go to a Restaurant and they don’t serve fries
Hey, did you hear...
Still couldn't hear nothing.
All right.
I'm never coming in this shop again.
I was just looking at these!
He had to get that faded a little bit. So, I just....
The bank's not gonna give you another loan.
Check it out.
And you can get some trim.
Well, it has been a whole two years since you took over the barbershop.
with a fondness for poetry.
It's just some funky-ass apple juice. - This is my funky-ass apple juice.
All I'm saying is, I done had a change of heart.
Non binary
That's what I got to say!
Honey, cover your face now.
Got me feeling all gentle.
No. - What?
Man, I love this place.
I said I'm not messing with my crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent.
Matt, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up.