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Pampers if you're too late. - What's with the dogs?
He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either.
What? - It's your fault, man!
Anything that's extra, they just clip it off. - Come on.
On what?
You can come in, and they'll give you a trim.
Fool almost messed up my part.
Watch your mouth, Eddie!
This is good chicken, too.
Happy birthday pimpin
We don't need reparations. All right? We need restraint.
Sit up there, just watch too much TV and listen to that Jigga Ray...
Roots, get me a hot towel.
My dog.
Before it comes to your dinner plate...
Black folks ought to boycott Arizona...
What the hell are you doing, man?
Calvin, what that boy name?
You got it? - I don't have it.
Sit down, Rayford.
Y'all come over here and learn something.
Take the moneybag, let's do it!
You talking about Linda from Parkview? - Yes, Big Ass.
that wanted to come down here and make something out they self.
Martin Luther King was a hoe!
Now, that's a fire!
Hey, Eddie!
I'm just saying, being educated means you have opportunities.
There you go, man. Go and throw your life away.
You wanna act like you ain't giving it up, but I'm going to get that, just like I got you.
THUG NASTY, NASTY THUG!!!
But it just hard enough, you sitting there trying to cut some head...
He's not Arab, he's not Mexican, he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan.
When the retro hits your bank account
Let me show you. - You've got a picture.
Something like that. How much I owe you for this?
for the rest of their life.
Don't make you better than no one.
Now they got photos of the plate.
Ass is like money. You can never have too much.
You talking to me?
Wait a minute....
Wasn't it good? I had him.
Hey, Calvin. - What's up man?
You gonna make me catch a case before I go to work?
That means I've got senroyity.
I'm not gonna work my ass off for that.
When he down there in Georgia, slinging his thing through half the state.
And all he did was give away free haircuts. Now they want freebies.
Why you always throwing out random trivia, like you know everything?
Pretty Ricky! What's up baby?
As a black man, I got my pride and my dignity.
What was that thing all about in there? You know that boy don't want no trouble.
Me instigating shit between my grandkids
Y'all need some dogs I got this one, if you buy this one...
'Cause you don't belong here. The white barbershop is uptown.
What? - Why, Calvin?
You could do a lot worse than being a barber.
Right? Woman with a big ass!
but sometimes I think...
This morning, I made such a spectacle of myself.
Who drank my goddamn Red Bull?
Wait, I'm sorry I messed up your flowers and everything.
sitting in the middle of your floor, 'cause they been lookin' for it all day.
And, please, black people, be on time...
Happy mlk day
Well, leave.
Don't buy nothing from him.
Lester Wallace is not a loan shark. - Really?
Calvin, what are you doing? - Hey, baby.
we are unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others.
flushed down the drain...
If he owed you money, you'd be chasing him, too.
you got no skill.
Ribs better than black people?
Who drank my goddamn orange juice
I figured not. You mind just trimming me up a little bit?
You walk your black ass into some white man's bank...
I mean, can't you see that?
Maybe I'm bout to slap the shit of you, don't get on my bad side you ain't been in here nothing but a minute, I'll shootcha ass up
Nobody move!
Can you help me with this shoe?
You got vision…
Come on get in! Throw it up in there!
I mean, if we can't talk straight in a barbershop...
That's coming right on off there. See, that's smooth.
Why Janelle won't stay out my business? God.
That won't do nothing but make Cadillac number-one dealership in the country.
All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next? - Not me.
No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
None of that.
My mama's trying to come back, and he is doing that.
I sold the shop.
You're sure you're gonna keep the barbershop open, right?
Looking good for a change.
No. Tony Roma's is delicious.
You're a two-time felon.
Diarrhea, my ass. I ain't got to worry about you.
You see that right there? You know what that means?
So, Terri, I know you have a boyfriend and everything.
and you got to give it up to Rosa Parks, period.
Damn, speaking of Pakistan....
Get him on out of here.
No. Get out of here. Go!