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Shaking like ooty meat
Not only is what you're saying not true...
I need to say something.
You sure about that?
Hey, hook me up, Cal.
and they got thrown in Jail, and they did it way before Rosa did!
You got to buy lunch. I don't have any money.
Terri!
Look what I've got. - Excuse me!
I figured you'd make a case for how slavery got y'all oppressed...
Hey, yo, listen up, everybody.
My foot! - Jay! You all right?
Both my babies.
You know I can't stand your uncle.
Forty years.
Come here!
Hold on, player. - Wait!
I'll get you good! I'm gonna get you real good!
I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up.
Man, come on, I'm talking 'bout isms up and...
May, be, no one drank the St. Ides, maybe it evaporated like milk Maybe you got a crack on the bottle and it leaked down to the fridge fan
Where the hell you been, man?
These young boys don't know nothing.
I'm a businessman, and a barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow.
That's a trip. - Yes.
if you were to get me my money by, say...
Man, that piece of Junk barely run.
thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you. You know that.
Which one?
I got some eggs for you. You better come on and get 'em.
Why would people walk around with a patch in their head?
How you doing? - Fine. How you doing?
and gotta worry 'bout this fool trying to shank you.
Okay, all right.
No.
trying to help everybody in this damn neighborhood.
This is just a big video game!
I just bought it!
Firey: there's nothing we can stop him! *siren dances* leafy; actually no, we can insult him! Firey: wait, what? Leafy: hey! You son of a freak! Siren head: I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER! Firey: neither that
You better not never let Jesse Jackson hear you talking like that.
I do want... - Out! Clown!
See, I'm old.
Wait a minute. I take that back! Don't do that. Come back!
Let's go.
Hey, this is my grandmama's oxygen machine.
But, listen. Your grandfather opened this shop.
I ain't messing with that fool no more.
So y’all don’t hear me?!
There's too much of myself to go around.
I don't know.
Good morning.
We going to see Lester Wallace.
I want you to be inconspicuous.
Come on, player. Come on, big man.
I said, the machine broke!
Rick, get that off there, and lean him back.
MLK WAS A HOE
No, it ain't. lt looks like a cash machine to me.
Then I'll Squatch it like a bug instead. Then I'll Take Your PlayStation and computer. Face It. I'm In Charge Here.
I put a big red sign saying:
Thanks for bringing my coat.
I love you. - Bullshit.
if he ever made the mistake of disrespecting her.
Brother K.
Now that means that a 24-inch waist...
Hey, Ricky.
Come in the back? - That's my girl.
This is the barbershop!
and have nothing.
I'll take it.
Cutlass Sierra?
And when you do get out, I'm going to be long gone!
I know you are not talking to me about how to run my shop.
What’s my mama code
Hey! - Hey, girl!
Hold on a second, baby.
Rick! Call me soon as they let you use a phone.
No! You can't tell nobody about this, you hear me?
Thelma's son. Your grandson!
Your bad?
Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda?
Here come Jumbo Mutumbo!
Have some respect and decency for other people's stuff.
I wouldn't have gave half these bail-Jumpers the opportunity.
But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's liable to bust a cap in his ass, right?
It had not even been loaded yet.
So?
That's you. And that's for you. Okay? Watch out.
It's the hottest thing on the street. All the youngsters asking me about it.
Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug!
Do you and nothing need a ride? - Yeah.
Yo, just be yourself.
Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Fat Albert
You're gonna cause a scene for $5?
Your sister's a demon child. - Whatever, man.
that's the problem with your whole generation.
Two, O.J. did it.
6-0-5....
Hell, no, man. - What?
I'll have my own mural, my own shop.
Thank you. That's all I'm saying.
I'm part of this shop, too, man.
Clean you up or something?
Eddie. - What?
What you looking at me for? - Because I know you drank it.
Gotta call some backup for us.
See that? That's why you can't have no business in the ghetto.
Attitude will put you on. Confidence.
What? - Who drank my goddamn apple juice?
Yeah.
Know what? Jimmy got a point.
I bought some more apple juice.
No, he'll be in a little later, though.
You going to take this money. How you gonna renege?
That's what this is about? Me being in the pen?
You understand? Thank you.
make it mean something to you.
You're breaking up with me?