HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
He's just a businessman from the street.
Yeah.
Hey, Lamar. Don't bring your skinny ass back.
Wait a minute. That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace.
Put it down.
Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers pulling good ass.
I mean, look at you. You have hung in there.
I was young. I didn't know.
You took too long That makes it free right?
Calvin, baby, what's going on?
And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair.
You know what? Look.
It ain't even a shellfish.
What's up, Janelle?
What you mean?
'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus? - Come on, you know who she is.
So, what, you just gonna break up with me?
Get away from my store!
Yes, you do. - In the nose, right here.
a scallop is a shellfish.
What the fuck?
We'll be right with you.
Message from Atlanta Falcons To Aaron Rodgers
Get up against the wall! - Hold up, man, my foot!
Ricky, did you just say two-time loser?
It's the ratio.
I'll show you something that's gonna make you much happier.
I rebuild. I fix the store, and I stay right here.
Come on, what you gonna give me for it?
You look good. - Take care of the thing.
I have never come across anybody just wanting to give me my money back.
Do I look like Barry Sanders? Do I look like Lawrence Taylor?
O.J. did it? Oh, man!
Whatever it is you do...
Who are we gonna be working for?
That's not fair, you're taking his side.
My hand!
Yo! Detective Williams.
See that? That right there is Oprah's guesthouse.
Barbershop.
He ain't from here, I know that.
Yeah, me neither.
Tyrone.
I hear that Evander Holyfield gonna put a Red Lobster in a church.
Okay.
I'm gonna call your mom and tell her what happened!
No sense of history.
You gonna cause a scene man for 5 dollars?!
What the hell is you looking at?
That's what you said about the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins.
What's up, man?
All right, here we go, baby!
Let's go! Come on. Move it! Pull the chain, fool!
I was hoping you'd do the same thing here.
You think I'm the only one he gave a Job to?
I think Chicago PD might have a problem with this ATM machine...
Quit talking, more cut. Wait till my mom gets here.
You all right. We need some more money.
are you stupid simple or slow? which one?
Jimmy.
Also, there were a bunch of people lined up at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart.
Who drank my apple juice
You know, your father would've been proud of you, too. Come here.
How I be talking to Saturday mornings once the weekend finally arrives
and by the end of the day, I will know something.
Julia, go upstairs, Get Your Boots and get cleaned up. Now. No.
I don't know what y'all say, I ain't taking reparations.
Shut up, Jimmy.
How you respond when someone’s been talking behind your back but nice to your face..
They're going be good.
Asshole.
I told you to keep still... - I got a patch on my head!
Look, Calvin....
Stop it! Put the bat down!
Boy, they sure know how to kill a man's dreams.
My father used to come here every Saturday. He loved this place.
You're nothing but a minstrel show turned on its ear.
FBI: we’ve brought in Jesse Jackson for a message of peace. Black peoples:
Look at that!
We'll get you this time.
Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother.
So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club.
I sold the barbershop.
Big-ass woman!
For one brief, embarrassing moment, I chose to give up.
Let me get you lathered up here.
You come back in here. I'm going to call the police.
FBI: we’ve brought in Jesse Jackson for a message of peace. Black people:
Jennifer Lopez.
Who is it? - It's the manager! Open this door!
Dusty sucks
Come on, Billy, bring your ass back over here.
All right, man, let's see it.
Good to see you, thanks for coming. - Yes, indeed.
got that new DMX baby!
You know what, schoolboy? For your information...
These are for you.
You better never let Sylvia Limon hear you talk like that.
Yeah? - Yeah.
Somebody out there doing somebody's car?
All it need is a little paint and a tune-up, 'cause it backfires just about that much.
Excuse me. - I don't want your cooties.
This MF
And if I had the money, I'd tip you guys myself.
Restraint? - Restraint.
I'm only saying he's a cripple.
Damn!
Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown?
Your mama don't have real silverware, so we could get in here?
It's been in my family too long.
What else can I have... - No, that's all you get.
Hey! Get back!
I wouldn't want to have any misappropriations going on up in here.
If I'm going to lose my shop, I just don't want to lose it this way.
You want to know how I really feel about you?
just a splash of hazelnut.
the money is yours, the shop is mine.
Okay?
Ask him.
Look, let me show you something.
Yes, this is true.
Tony Roma’s is delicious Ribs better than black ppl
These used to be my tools, dog. This used to be my station.
I'm busy. - I don't want to see Eddie.
I worked a double last night. I Just got home two hours ago.
What did you do? I got a patch in my head!
I don't want it! - Shut up! I got a Job to do!
You what?
Calvin, you know I want to help you.
Either that, or I go back to India.
I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed.
Shit!
He wasn't going shoot nobody. He had on leather pants.
Calvin, you got that candy? I want a Now and Later!