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Get him up and get him out.
Can I show you something? - Yes.
I'm talking to my lady.
I'm gonna get my barbershop back.
Hold on a second, baby.
That's right. Come on. Take care.
What's going on?
And they traced it back to me.
Do I have to draw you a picture? - No.
You might learn something now.
Take it down.
Man, let me tell you something.
How is he gonna call himself a man of God?
Thug nasty nasty thug
Man, you even wish you had my clothes, my style, my walk.
I'll whup her ass. - No, man, don't do that.
Hold it, Mr. Wallace.
You ain't going out like no sucker? - No.
We gonna get paid.
Come on. Hold on.
Terri...
You got any money?
There go the thugs you want over there.
Get up! I dare you!
Grandma, did you say something? - Grandma don't see or hear too good.
Fine, I'm Calling the Damn Cops! Bitch Call the Motherfukkin Cops Then!
It's stupid.
Who drank my goddamn Hawaiian punch?
Hey, hey! Slow down right here. Slow down.
Well I think every black person should at least get $100,000.
What'd she say? - Hey, man. Where you going?
You know that.
I would've whupped him last week. - Why you think I was chasing him? What....
$20, man. - All right.
We only got about a hour.
Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe!
but he was rich...
and don't know nothing. Let me. Sir, you mind?
Or, if you sell it to me...
Damn!
Because nobody in here want to be a barber...
The whole thing, frankly...
When I'm finished with her, you'll remember!
It don't look that bad. - Yes, it does.
Say you ain't drink it. - Did you see...
Thanks. - Okay, you take care, now.
Hey, don't you make me....
So, that makes it free, right?
I don't believe this. - Why?
He was a Jew.
You know, getting the hookup...
You're walking by yourself. I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing.
Something about a monkey coming back. But his ass has too much pressure.
What? - That's right, the principle.
How did we get out of that?
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Who is she?
Did you?
Calvin!
All right. Hey, what can you do?
Hey, Rick.
See, you do this all the time, man!
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Calvin, your father wouldn't put up with this mess. You have to handle this.
See what?
Motherfucker.
Now, see, I told Sitting Bull across the street over there...
I ain't paying your ass nothing!
It's always something on a Saturday, isn't it?
And I want you to see what the word on the street is.
Calvin. - Hey, baby.
Hey, boo. - This is just too much. Hi.
We appreciate you having us, Calvin. - I'm serious.
that something as simple as a little haircut...
How come he can eat out front, while we... - 'Cause Eddie's old, man.
The same night you borrowed my truck.
No, man. And now you've been going around with Big Ass.
I don't see Lester's car.
We're Watching The Old Spice Bearglove And Beggin Strips Gotta Get That Bacon And Mucinex And M&M's Can I Watch TV And Myrbetriq Doctor And Big Ass Biscuit
It just showed up, and then it was gone.
What's up, little man?
Yes!
What the hell is wrong with you? Got me running all over the goddamn place.
Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me?
-Man, I got your money-- -See, I got money too.
I'm just trying to get him clean like them Gillette commercials.
You know what? I tell you this.
you're gonna lose the shop...
Man, you got to have it with you.
Only difference between them and her...
Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next.
He knows what to say.
No, I'm straight, dog.
I should thank you.
and all them folk up in there, hippity-hoppity nonsense...
Little off the top, long in back, slope to the left like Gumby.
What's going on up in here? - I'm on your team!
Thank you. - You're welcome.
Jimmy will never touch your head again, I promise.
You don't think he had nothing to do with that.
Stop slamming them doors!
Where I come from, to have girth is a sign of opulence
When he get through, his face gonna be real smooth, like Gary Coleman.
What? - All right.
what advice can you offer a guy like me on the art of wooing women?
All right.
I know you Heard
So, what you gonna do?
Bam
What's going on? What are you doing in my shop?
All I need is some cocoa butter. I can get that. Excuse me, player.
No. - Let me take my jacket off.
Oh, my God. - Oh, God!
The place where a black man means something!
It run.
Keep the change.
She got you on that. - What can I do to keep your mouth shut?