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Can you see all right? I'll watch out on this side.
Got them shoes!
And a lot better.
Next. - Hold on, man.
I knew it. - Get that flashlight out of my face!
I had to use it help my man Ricky get out of Jail.
Can you believe Shaka-Zulu? - Listen!
What I'm saying is, is that black people need to stop lying.
I lost the shop.
You know, there are a lot of Babyface songs.
Come here.
I probably wouldn't say this in front of white folk.
Don't put your finger in my... - Leave.
Hold tight, Lester, you got bigger problems than that, dog.
It don't make no sense.
Like hell! This ain't no hateration, or no holleration in this dancery, okay?
Run, nigger. Look at him go.
Billy!
You wrote that yourself?
you started spending all the money on those get-rich-quick schemes.
Hey, man. - Calvin.
Heard you just bought Big CarI's Auto Shop. Left everything the same.
Fade away, boo-yah!
Stupid.
Somebody help me!
But let me tell you something. At the end of the day....
I heard, on BET, we supposed to make some money.
Watch your toes.
What about when Eddie had tax problems? I got him a new social.
You just stay here, work on the ATM.
Who drank my drink Who drank my goddamn starbucks drink
is that...
Thanks, baby.
I ain't playing games, baby.
I got the Job.
A couple more years, I'm gonna retire, and I'm gonna move to Arizona.
lf they handing it out, I won't turn down nothing but my collar.
Nate At Ajas
Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Ricky here?
You mean closing early? - What you mean by today?
Calvin...
I got too much to lose.
You want some good ribs? You should go over to C&K on 75th.
when you run "DROP TABLE" on production environment
You don't like strangers coming in and out of the shop.
Fellows, what's up?
There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop! You know that.
You know what, player? We're gonna get caught.
Just think about that Babyface song.
Who drank my apple juice?
No.
That's just the guesthouse.
Whatever you want, man. Got the new DMX, baby!
He's supposed to pay.
Everything you needed I got for you.
When you slang that Ghetto D To your Barbershop
That's not bad.
When did you start doing business with a loan shark like him?
Wait a minute. Don't open the door. ls it hers?
Getcho Burnt Cheeto head ass the fukk outta my crib!
It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere.
'cause he invested in people.
How much I owe you for this? - No. Put your money away.
You do that thing. But I can find better.
I didn't hear that. - You heard me, Bourgie Banton.
What are you doing in my shop?
Message from Atlanta Falcons To Aaron Rodgers
Am I all right?
Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of glad you came to your senses.
Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman. I mean, it's respectable.
Just 'cause you go to some fancy college don't make you better than me.
That's how you lock a door, dog.
-You gonna take that? -Turn it up like this.
Got the shoes.
You know I do.
Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself a Bentley with some 20s on it.
I can live with that.
Okay, but wait. Why was he here?
The Fly (1986)
You forgot something!
That's a safari punch!
Don't be scared. - I'm free. I'll cut your hair.
Michael who?
Here go your money back. I'm putting it right here on the table for you.
You have a nice day.
What? - I'm not here.
Because it's a mollusk.
You have to find the guys, Officer. - Okay.
Cal, you could have told us.
Damn. I mean, man, your foot's Jacked up.
$15,000?
That means I still know what the hell I'm doing.
You are truly ignorant.
All right, this is what we going to do.