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Kaylee Asbury and Mia, and Topaz Trollhoper, you guys. Do you want to go to ponderosa steakhouse. They got food and soft ice cold drinks. And French fries! In Holt michigan.
A licensed, professional barber.
Now, on the other side, we got... - Right.
Capt's face when smith comes in with walgreens bags
He let all those barbers in there use their station whenever they wanted to...
No.
Come on, man, Cal, I'm just selling my phones, man.
He owes me $5 from a crap game.
We've got $50,000 back at the motel.
Actually, it's pretty good.
Don't play with me, Kevin. Where is she?
Nigga never come to see me.
Wait. Hold on here.
When the air conditioner broke, who brought the Freon? Me.
But I promise you that I'll get you all your money back.
This ain't no goddamn school of the blind, Calvin.
I've got it now.
I've gotta think how. - The same way we stole it, the truck.
'cause black people don't know how to act.
You think you could hook me up like lverson? 'Cause that's my dog.
Julia, go upstairs, change your shirt and get cleaned up. Now. No.
You want to have them coming in and out of the house?
I done told you twice. - Come on.
So, Ricky...
between a woman with a big ass and a big-ass woman.
But, Lord willing...
Got the shoes
I'm feeling to go get some fish.
Right, who lined you up? - It was Jimmy who did....
I appreciate everything you guys do for the shop.
then where can we talk straight? Nowhere else.
I got news for you, white boy. You're not black.
J.D.?
I'd use that money, I'd take my girl out to a real nice dinner, like Red Lobster.
It ain't even about the money. It's the principle.
What the hell you doing? That's my car! Stop hitting on my car!
Oh, shit!
What? Keep it moving.
Is that not respirations? Is that respirations?
Damn!
Yeah, man. I wouldn't have made it alive if I hadn't done the shake move...
Wait, that's a good car. I got one of them. I just bought one.
Just go on out, go.
I appreciate everybody in here.
Hold tight, man. What you trying to say?
Mother Love.
Hey, slow down.
I ain't pretending to be someone I saw on TV.
I got plenty of customers. You just come on the wrong day.
He's not crippled. He's cute. Tell his mama to set me up.
I'm gonna get your black ass.
Yeah. - Well, real quick.
That damn shop.
613, we've got a 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan.
Calvin, your father would have hooked me up.
Let's go. - Here we go, baby! Here we go!
But you only gave me $20,000.
See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody...
Actually, that's a love poem...
Why'd Williams come get you, man? - My cousin did this to me.
Come on.
if I led you on in any kind of way, I'm sorry...
Just general, all-around hustler.
Everywhere you look, there's opportunity. You know what I mean?
Man, why do I gotta...
That's us, man. Come on, we got to go.
When the Ghetto D founder sees a fake Ghetto D slanger at Motel 6
Not me.
This ain't the projects. This is a place of business.
Oh, yeah. You can't break into those things.
Well, yeah, it's your fault.
Remember, we're raising money for Johnnie Brown's raggedy shoes.
My hand!
and we get paid.
Hey Shut Up Annoying Orange. Baboon Baboon Baboon Baboon! Yeah.... You Gonna Learn Today Lizzie! You Gonna Learn Today.
Hitting Your Head On Lizzie McGuire's Feet and Dr. Dre Forgot About Dreams.
Did y’all see shyra With her orange face stuff I was like
Let's go. - Hey, Rick!
Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners.
Can't leave here without it. Simple and plain.
This is Calvin.
Man you gon take this money, you gon take this money, crack and cocaine, how you gon renege systematically Nigga i just said I don't want it, keep the money, crack and cocaine, goddamn it
Thanks, man.
I can't believe you got someone.
You see i'm paying $88392927 for this wedding and i've basically preparing the house. So what've uou gotta do now? Well all that's left is handing out the dove scrolls.
What did he do?
I wish the money in it was mine.
Stop. You better stop playing.
And after last night...
Hey, how you doing, Detective? What's going on across the street?
I don't think I know everything, I'm saying that being educated...
Don't go there with that.
You got my money?
That's nothing but gray hair poking up out your follicle. lt means nothing.
You know what? That was a passionate and surprisingly well-articulated argument.
Who ate my stupid sour patch kids?
We're trying to get our recording studio started.
How are you doing, Mr. Wallace?
Not today, man.
Go get hooked up.
Okay.
No, Eddie, you're wrong.
You're saying this is who you are. This is who you'll be, right?
Movieworld Movieworld everywhere...
Hold still.
What the hell? - Cars ain't made like they used to, man.
Five minutes.