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Man, he owes me money.
You don't know what a scallop is.
You know, over at the shop?
I been calling you all day about the bumper.
You just stay right there!
Tell me something.
Your cousin? - J.D. did this to me.
And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing but sit her black ass down.
Don't ignore me like that.
Come on, man! What you doing?
We need it right now.
It will.
I don't have to see you... - What'd you see?
That's right! I said it!
Yes, this is true.
I was here in '68 when they robbed and burned down...
They were real pretty.
What? - Who drank my stupid sour patch kids?
Me instigating shit between my grandkids
Get it.
Courage? What you going do?
I said, she a ho! - No!
I don't touch nobody else's stuff--
People like that always get theirs in the end.
Why is that? - 'Cause I was running outta insults.
Us? - Yes.
For what?
is that she was a secretary at the NAACCP...
Listen to me, baby, check it out. - Ray! What you doing?
No, Calvin, let them go!
What was that for?
What's wrong with you? Are you retarded? - What's up man?
Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT.
You gonna mess around and send me into premature labor.
Hey, what the helI's wrong with you?
Selling my phones, man.
This isn't the end of the line for Jimmy James.
But you understand, it wasn't just money. - $5, player?
This is Chi-Town's finest, and I ain't going out like no sucker.
Get this phone from me, two for one. - The last one didn't work.
Trying to get this studio together so we can finally make money off this stuff.
You can talk about whoever and whatever, whenever you want to in a barbershop.
At the barbershop. - All day?
Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy. - For real, man.
The signature says Sweetness right there!
Come on. - Okay.
Pull this sock off for me, too. - Are these socks clean?
I'm just saying... - Who you talking about?
damn damn damn!
Come on. Your drop.
I didn't move my head! lt's not my fault!
And you ain't allowing me to do it.
I know you heard that Dhanush
Bfdi club objects forever - stop moving leafy and friends profily: SURE! CAKE YOU MIGHT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?! Nickel: holy object!!!!! Shopping cart: nickel that's a stone. but you need to make it!
Thanks, Cal.
Spartans tonight we dine and Kaylee saying my leg and humble ducky dancing
Jay! Come here, you punk!
Because that's what I'm gonna buy for my baby.
GRRRRRRRRRR
How you like your chicken, Ricky? Original, or extra crispy?
Damn damn damn!
What matters is, I made this move for us. This is for us.
I bet that you all didn't even know Jesus wasn't a Christian.
You can't even click it right. - Clap your hands and stomp your feet.
You that dumb nigger.
Not you. Me.
$5?
I lead. You follow.
I'm calling the cops on you two!
I was here in '74, when desegregation started...
It's the principle!
Did you know you get on my nerves?
Kill that noise. You know everyone starts out in the first chair.
My finger!
with a Jacuzzi, pool... - Listen.
Knock his college ass out!
No, Calvin, let me tell it.
Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action, I'll take them all on!
Don't make me smack you. - I told you once.
He was a fashion expert.
The girls dressed like little barbers.
Man, I learned a lot, man. - What about the police, man?
Man, she was tired.
Okay, lead.
From the heel, dog. Let the toe go.
Lunch?
Now if you measure around a woman's waist, right?
Man, that dude is crazy.
You're going to Jail for life, player!
You know...
Thank you, cutie.
Okay, man, are we straight or what?
You know what? I mean, think about it.
Gabby!
Yeah. - Thank you.
Hell. - Give me that, let me!
My sister-in-law was keeping her. She's a crackhead and I can't have that.
I'll show you how to play.
I never knew money could be so heavy.
Munster front, Wyclef right.