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...how do they do it?
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What can be gained by watching a movie like Frozen?!
I didn't know in what way or on what level, but I knew...
I'll call back. Thank you.
You know about the payment sizes and all?
Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word " man"?
If he's here on Monday, you're not.
- I was wearing my slingback pumps. - What are those?
She did? Oh, that's so great.
Sorry I'm late. I just came from a meeting with my lawyer.
Myra had the baby!
I based my whole life on knowing the watermelon is the best!
Farkus...
You know, you are really lucky Newman never mailed that letter.
- Cigarette? - No, no. I never touch them.
Ask your mother. You live with her now, don't you?
See, I didn't even meet this guy. We trusted you.
- Then what was all that sniffing? - Maybe it's the cold weather.
...and you're making dinner. You're perfect.
I would put exclamation points on the ends of all Of these sentences. On this one! And on that one!
I never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation.
- It's mohair, I think. - Mohair. That figures.
You don’t think someone wanting coffee, warrants an exclamation point?
Double exclamation point!!
- Again, exclamation point. - Yeah.
- South America, huh? - Yeah, yeah.
excuse me lauren thompson are you a see crumbier? i'm not an ocean dock.
Oh, my God. That's wonderful.
- Jerry, I was wearing it in the bar. - The sweater made him sniff.
I mean, when he was leaving, did he say, “I’m splittin’”?
...who is this perverted little weasel?
george i told ya not to have fireworks and get people in a tent and set them off so they'd wake up! boing good riddance faye you cowcercek malachzukkkeechzkee!
That’s the best
Maybe I Will
Bankruptcy. As in, "I've taken your money and spent it on drugs."
- What is it made out of? - I don't know. Jerry gave it to me.
- Next Friday? What time? - Two o'clock.
- I feel Tuesday and Wednesday. - Shut up, the both of you.
- Sniffing. With his nose. - Jerry, he probably had a cold.
"You have a very lovely office here, sir."
- This is my friend George. - Hey.
Today's not cold.
- Who goes to South America? - People go to South America.